Lasagna 

When a girl is so horny and she want to have intercourse with a penis.

Omg I want Lasagna so bad right now. ;)

Lasagna by Yo momma named John May 22, 2022

Lasagna 

Italian for layered meal.

We took some fast food and lasagna'd it.

I made a breakfast lasagna it had layers of sausage, bacon, and pancakes.

Lasagna by VeXedWolf July 22, 2022

lasagna 

the absolute best food to eat stoned. the layers and the flavors and the high calorie content will leave your stoned ass shoveling food in your mouth with your hands and begging for more

i had two big pieces of lasagna when i was high last night, i feel like a fatass

lasagna by anonymous February 13, 2023

Lasagna 

Lasagna (noun):

A slang term referring to a false claim, rumor, or narrative perpetuated and spread primarily through social media platforms.

An outrageous or humorous story that is widely circulated online, regardless of its veracity.

Etymology: The term originates from a viral online hoax during the early days of the COVID-19 pandemic that claimed the government was making a massive lasagna inside Wembley Stadium.

"Did you hear about the thing about Michael Jordan is coming out of retirement? Sounds like a lasagna to me!"

"Massive lasagna, that article about the UFO sighting."

Lasagna by Zioooooo October 2, 2023

Lasagna 

Its baked and some fat orange cat eats it. Italians do too.

GARFIELD! Why did you cause a global food shortage?
I thought everything was made of lasagna.

Lasagna by mchow December 15, 2023

Lasagna 

The sound that a turkey makes.

Dude did you hear about that turkey's Lasagna?

Lasagna by Random_definition_er June 9, 2024

Lasagna 

The shit Garfield eats

Garfield: “John, get me my fucking lasagna before I eat Odie instead.”

Lasagna by Leonk11 February 9, 2025