lasterbating

Masterbating so much that your dick falls off and that is your last time masterbating because your dick fell off

Jim: hey what were you doing last night?
Me: I was lasterbating.
Jim: Dude, your dick fell off?
Me: Yep.

by Vagina McNuggets September 23, 2012

Lateral Gravity Syndrome

Lateral Gravity Syndrome (or LGS) is the strange, unexplained force that draws boys and girls inexplicably to opposite sides of the dance floor at a party.

Because of Lateral Gravity Syndrome, Tom didn't speak to Katie all night.

by Hollerama October 28, 2006

laternisieren

Laternisieren is a German slang synonyme for lynch. In 1848, Austrian War Minister Theodor Baillet von Latour was hung on a lantern by a mob.

Wer fraternisiert, wird laternisiert!

(He who fraternizes will be lynched!)

(laternisieren - hang on a lantern; lynch)

by JokIsl September 7, 2009

laterize

to delay; push back or make later

We should laterize the party to 9pm.

by cooksinator September 23, 2011

You'll thank me later

It really does depend on the context/situation.

If someone has done you a favour and you tell them that you don't know how to thank them, they could say: "You can thank me later" in the sense of that you can do them a favour later and help them with something.

If someone does you a favour and you don't thank them for it and don't seem grateful, they may say in a joking or sarcastic way: "You can thank me later" as a gentle or subtle (even unsubtle) reminder that you should be grateful to them.

If someone gives you a word of warning or tips to avoid you getting into a crisis and you think the advice is unnecessary, they might say: "You can thank me later" or "you'll thank me later" in the sense that although you don't take their words/actions seriously now you'll eventually realise that they were right and will be grateful to them - even if you're not grateful now.

by tarik99 February 24, 2017

hey, catch me later i’ll buy you a beer

A common phrase spoken by security guards at the end of every conversation.

Hey, catch me later I’ll buy you a beer!

by sn3k4_34t3r July 1, 2018

Smell you later

Used as a farewell, the phrase "smell you later" is another way of saying goodbye. Invented in the 20th century, It's prime usage was in the 1990's. It's slow decline started in the early 2000's. The phrase was mostly used by young ages. "smell you later" is very similar to "see you later" and means the exact same thing. Although not as popular as a farewell anymore, people still recognize the phrase and it's meaning.

I have to go, I can't be late to work. I'll smell you later.

by 2Preston December 16, 2009