Langley High School is full of rich, snobby students who were accidentally born from a ripped condom so here these demonic monsters thrive shooting heroin into their veins knowing they were born failures and will die failures. The daughters of Langley have sex with their fathers so he’ll give her the cocaine she has been craving since she was eight. The mothers wack off their sons because they are all cougars and can’t get the pool boys attention. Even though they may brag about having more money, they can’t spell for shit (“Go LAGLEY!”). McLean manages to make them their bitch each and every year. Not only do we crush them in basketball (slight work), we have endlessly made the fat girl with the boob reduction surgery cry and cut herself. However, that is not the only surgery these fucking students receive. The rich girls rebelliously fucked the stone heads to prove a point to society that they are more than just washed up piece of shit. The only thing they got from that was an abortion. These kids who are destined for the great school of George Mason University, unless they had the privilege of giving their teachers a blowjob after school, will definitely overdose in a McDonald’s bathroom, you know— after they got their ass beat by a bunch of McLean kids, the most sacred beings in the land.
McLean Kid: Hey, who is that pregnant girl over there?
Other McLean Kid: Oh, she must go to Langley.
McLean Kid: No way she’s a Langley kid, she would be overdosed somewhere.
*Stoner walks over to girl*
McLean Kid: Oh wait, she does go to Langley High School.
Other McLean Kid: Oh, she must go to Langley.
McLean Kid: No way she’s a Langley kid, she would be overdosed somewhere.
*Stoner walks over to girl*
McLean Kid: Oh wait, she does go to Langley High School.
by kbh12 May 3, 2019
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Stephanie: Im mad at you *playing about*
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by LOVEBUGuk July 22, 2010
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Here's the deal. I go to McLean and I've got a problem with the jackass that left the "#3" definition under "McLean High School." (Below)
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"Man i Wish i went to Langley. If only i had money.. Oh and Is considerably worse than Langley on just about everything.
Why can't my parents afford nice things? Beaten at most sports in past 10 years... Average family income is less than $600,000.00/year -hope you go somewhere in life."
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Quite frankly someone of such stupidity and retardation who doesn't realize that EVERYONE doesn't make more than "600,000/Year" deserves to be shot. You're a fucking idiot. For the record, myself along with the rest of the world believes that you are a absolutely worthless waste of air. Do us all a favor and go eat shit and kill yourself. But I digress... Langley High School has got to be one of the wealthiest High Schools in America- thats a given. However, while you are all proud of this tremendous feat (I shouldn't even call it "tremendous," having said that the majority of your fathers have ruined lives of others, doing whatever it takes to get to get to the top of their company's ladder- slaving over hours and hours of work at the office while your mother is most likely getting it up the ass from your Latino gardener (who on the weekends she refers to as "Papi"), just so they can come home at night as they embark on their alcoholic journey- immediately feeling better about their insecure selves, and all of their problems- that of which money is no longer one of them. So basically I should call it a "Cowardous" feat.) You do not realize that it has spoiled you. It has spoiled you to the point where you claim that your new Benz is just "okay" because it's navy and not black. To the point where if it’s not designer, you don’t wear it. To the point where you don't know how to run the god damn dishwasher, because you've been pampered since the day your mother crapped you out (she later swore that she'd never tell your father that you actually aren't HIS). But in closing just let me say... Go ahead Douche Bags of Langley High... drive your over-priced cars and wear your fancy clothing... And lay your head down at night on your fancy duvet cover knowing that your father has probably fondled the President's testicles at one time or another. I might also add to my closing statement that in no way am I or any other students of Mclean High School bitter or at all jealous. Quite frankly we aren't even impressed. It’s amazing how you can determine your own value as a person by how much Daddy puts in the bank. Money can buy you great things, but it can’t buy you respect. So do us all the great favor of shutting the fuck up, and piss off, you ungrateful little shits.
Here's the deal. I go to McLean and I've got a problem with the jackass that left the "#3" definition under "McLean High School." (Below)
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"Man i Wish i went to Langley. If only i had money.. Oh and Is considerably worse than Langley on just about everything.
Why can't my parents afford nice things? Beaten at most sports in past 10 years... Average family income is less than $600,000.00/year -hope you go somewhere in life."
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Quite frankly someone of such stupidity and retardation who doesn't realize that EVERYONE doesn't make more than "600,000/Year" deserves to be shot. You're a fucking idiot. For the record, myself along with the rest of the world believes that you are a absolutely worthless waste of air. Do us all a favor and go eat shit and kill yourself. But I digress... Langley High School has got to be one of the wealthiest High Schools in America- thats a given. However, while you are all proud of this tremendous feat (I shouldn't even call it "tremendous," having said that the majority of your fathers have ruined lives of others, doing whatever it takes to get to get to the top of their company's ladder- slaving over hours and hours of work at the office while your mother is most likely getting it up the ass from your Latino gardener (who on the weekends she refers to as "Papi"), just so they can come home at night as they embark on their alcoholic journey- immediately feeling better about their insecure selves, and all of their problems- that of which money is no longer one of them. So basically I should call it a "Cowardous" feat.) You do not realize that it has spoiled you. It has spoiled you to the point where you claim that your new Benz is just "okay" because it's navy and not black. To the point where if it’s not designer, you don’t wear it. To the point where you don't know how to run the god damn dishwasher, because you've been pampered since the day your mother crapped you out (she later swore that she'd never tell your father that you actually aren't HIS). But in closing just let me say... Go ahead Douche Bags of Langley High... drive your over-priced cars and wear your fancy clothing... And lay your head down at night on your fancy duvet cover knowing that your father has probably fondled the President's testicles at one time or another. I might also add to my closing statement that in no way am I or any other students of Mclean High School bitter or at all jealous. Quite frankly we aren't even impressed. It’s amazing how you can determine your own value as a person by how much Daddy puts in the bank. Money can buy you great things, but it can’t buy you respect. So do us all the great favor of shutting the fuck up, and piss off, you ungrateful little shits.
"Kids from Langley High School are a bunch of fucking douche bags."
"Except for that one hot chick... I'd fuck her cross-eyed!"
"Except for that one hot chick... I'd fuck her cross-eyed!"
by pablo moosha August 25, 2006
Get the langley high school mug.One of the shittiest schools in Langley, BC. The heating system is broken, so if you want your child to freeze to death - send them right over! Instead of using student fees for useless leadership events, it could be invested into repairing the school - or you know, upgrading the computers from the 1990's. Filled with drug dealing skip outs, your child is sure to become one of them! The janitors lazy out and don't even clean the stale shit in the washrooms. The staff are great, but always talk shit behind each other's backs. If an earthquake were to roll through, your little precious will be killed by the failing infrastructure. Graduating? Be ready to spend a minimum of $100 - and that's just for grad photos. The parent PAC cheaps out every year, so don't even feel bad for not going to any of the graduation events.
Emma: "I think I'll be switching to Langley Secondary School."
Ellie" "Emma... I'll get your grave ready, sweety"
Ellie" "Emma... I'll get your grave ready, sweety"
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