a lance

The act in which an individual pulls a lance, see "Pulling a Lance."

That dumbass is such a lance, he always acts like a lance.

by agentbeezy and eminem November 10, 2009

Lance

Extremely tall and insane creatures usually have wide shoulders hard to talk to because they hide all emotions or give off a opposite emotion but when they warm up to you are extremely protective and will always have your back

Hugo from the looney toons is a total Lance

by Arron17 November 24, 2016

Lance

He is a bisexual sharpshooter and is dating a gay emo country guy with a mullet named Keith!

Lance: Aw I wanna hug!
Keith: *hugs Lance gay like*

by Pidge P. Holt April 17, 2019

Lance

(verb)

1: To lie about or deny the truth in any circumstance. To cover up or hide.

2: To manipulate or deceive someone for personal gain or notoriety.

3: To sue or bring suit against someone.

1. I honestly believed that I was supporting a legitimate charity with my hard-earned money, but it turns out that I fell victim to a con man. I got Lanced.

2: When it sounds too good to be true, you've probably been Lanced.

3: Joe said that if I breathed a word to anybody that he was stealing from his boss, he'd Lance me for libel.

by Truthseeker58 January 23, 2013

Lance

A man who is wise. A man you will make you laugh at the slightest mumble of a joke. A man who is a great friend to those he likes and forgiving to those who annoy him. Lance is a person whose inner thoughts and opinions shine through in everyday life, and who expresses even more when you get to know him. Lance is handsome and smart, and he is too modest about having those traits. Lance is a best friend and a boyfriend, and enjoys playing music with those he loves. He enjoys music that can be cryptic. Lance is someone who deserves all of the luck in the world, and then some.

"Hey look, it's the greatest person in the world!"
"Lance?"

by a_happy_girlfriend November 30, 2011

lancing

When two guys reverse scissor each other to have anal sex with each other at the same time.

Lee spent the weekend Lancing with Rocky in Seattle.

by Truthwriter November 18, 2007

Lanced

When your friend lance decides to shove a pool torpedo up your butt when you’re just trying to swim.

“When I went to the pool I got lanced by my friend.”

by Kordops February 5, 2019