Definitions by me_idiot

Lance 

A manly stick, an erect penis, a bone.

Suck on my lance and choke on my nuts bitch, cocked and loaded!

Lance by me_idiot May 20, 2006

stratovarius 

One of the best and one of the most underrated bands ever I've ever heard.
Power metal, no way in hell this is a pure heavy.

Europe guy: Hey, have you heard about Stratovarius?
US guy: Strato what?!
Europe guy: I don't know you.

stratovarius by me_idiot September 4, 2005