Lactanal

Shoving a milk jug, or other various dairy products, up one’s ass.

“Bro she finallly let me try lactanal on her last night.”
“Oh really bro how was it?”
“It was utterly fantastic.”

by xbrydx July 4, 2019

Lathan

One with a very hard booty. If you are a Lathan your butt is as hard as a rock.

Dang, your butt is hard! You must be a lathan!

by JohnWallIsBad April 30, 2015

lackanookie

a frequent and sometime fatal disease, its causes are lack of use of the male or female organs resulting in hairy palms and wheezing.

Caleb finds extreme discomfort between his legs due to lackanookie,

by MBN September 20, 2004

Lachlan

The HOTTEST, SEXIEST, MOST BEAUTIFUL guy on THE WORLD. He is the one that is always getting the women and he always has more than one all over him. he has the biggest penis and he is just awesome!

Girl 1: He is so hot!
Girl 2: OMG he is such a Lachlan!

by Lachlan MCCUTCHEON June 2, 2013

LACKANOOKIE

Translation from Hawaii. Lack of sexual activity aong males.

Im suffering from LACKANOOKIE.

by JIMBO October 8, 2003

Lochan

A Lochan is a chill and awesome person who you can trust. She is very nice when you get to know her. She is a great person to talk to and will have ALOT of inside jokes with you. At first, she may be quiet and show little emotions but once you get to know her, it's awesome being her friend!

OMG you were nice today???? Thats SO Lochan of you!!!!!!!!!!!

by kpop123 December 9, 2019

Lachlan

The guy who yells at absolutely everything and despite his outlandish attitude he is quite reserved and respected. People like him when they meet him and girls admire how handsome he is. He is incredibly wise and also intelligent, everyone knows he will go far in life despite all the people he hates. (known to be emo)Also quotes many things that only some people understand. EXTREMELY NARCISSISTIC. Talks to himself when bored for amusement.

Lachlan: Fuck i hate trees, all but the larch...The larch...Number 1...The larch. YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN'!? Quite an outstanding specimen of a Pinaceae, its history is rather fascinating aswell, i could delve into it more so although i would rather not.

Lachlan: Bitchin'

Sam: Shut the fuck up.

by Lokosep January 19, 2009