Keefe

The 4-eyed asshole that only eats microwaved chicken nuggets and uses up all the ketchup

Kyle: Keefe, why tf do you have nuggets, we made burgers?
Keefe: I’m hungry

by Sox_ June 12, 2021

keefed

We used keefed a lot in New England. Usually is preceded by "wicked". Its a more subtle substitute for the word "fucked"

1. the position that is a result of a problem or bad situation that seems impossible to solve/get out of

2. describes someone who just had rough anal sex

1. "Dude, I think old Walter there just keefed her last night."

2. "We have our meeting TODAY?! Dammit, I'm wicked keefed!"

by Hotelbutel June 7, 2016

Keefed

To get Punked/Screwed over.

Keefed, Definition. A series of unfortunate events to an individual. Got Keefed

by CorCorTheNoob13 March 23, 2020

kibble keefe

a small dog

hey it's kyle, the kibble keefe

by smab1201 December 8, 2010

Keefer

A guy who will flirt with anything with a vagina, but who will never make any effort to have more of a relationship than that.

1: Have you talked to that guy over there?

2: Yea, but he's a total keefer.

by DiabetesDominatrix March 7, 2011

kweef

pussy fart

i just did a kweef

by BUTTFUCK THE KWEEFER December 23, 2017

Keefer

A really cool black person.

yo Samuel L Jackson is a straight up Keefer!

by blastingdrummer June 19, 2009