Kryptonate

Kryptonate is a more powerful human form of Nate Robinson and Superman's biggest weakness, Achilles heel, and arch-nemesis (Next to Lex Lurther). Derived from the word kryptonite; Kryptonate is also in all green. Kryptonate wears a Saint Patrick's day green New York Knicks Jersey and shorts, green shoes, and a green sleeve. Kryptonate's biggest unleashed weapon of choice is his green ball which is said to give him extra powers, and said to weaken Superman whenever it's within his radius or whenever it's in use. Kryptonate is the human form of Superman's weakness "Kryptonite." It's said that Superman loses judgment around Kryptonate, which in turn causes Superman to be more vulnerable when around him. It's speculated that that is why Dwight Howard let Nate Robinson jump over him in the 2009 NBA Slam Dunk Contest. It's also argued that Kryptonate makes Superman weaken and lose abilities, ultimately becoming less Superman-like, and more like Dwight Howard. Many theorist proclaim that to be one of the main reasons Dwight Howard finishes weak in the final round of the 2009 Slam Dunk Contest. It is also argued by some that his abilities and judgement confused Dwight enough to even attempt the free throw line dunk, but that isn't yet accepted by the majority.

Kryptonate just owned Superman. Now all that is left of him is just Dwight Howard...

by PeteThePrince February 17, 2009

Krystol

An awesome ninja bunny that has A.D.D. Shes also very random and funny.
Someone that is fun to hang out with.

Wow She's a Krystol

by 808Shenanigans August 1, 2011

black kryptonite

First appearing in Smallville, episode 'Crusade', black kryptonite is capable of separating certain entities within individual organisms, e.g., splitting a person's good and evil sides. Formed by heating up green kryptonite.

Stay away from the black kryptonite.

by emma1111 June 15, 2006

Kryton

A Kryton Head Bastard!

A Head like kryton off the series red dwarf!

by Jefferson Cockeye January 16, 2004

Jewish Kryptonite

Free ham.

A paradox created for a hungry Jew by a generous miscreant.

Jewish Kryptonite! Now what do I do? Oy vey!

by Salacious January 1, 2009

Kryptonite

A song by the band 3 Doors Down. It was released in 2000, and is an Alternative/Indie song.

If I go crazy, then will you still call me Superman?
If I'm alive and well, will you be there and holding my hand?
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might
Kryptonite

by Master Of Nations August 3, 2020

Nigger Kryptonite

A negro repellent. This might include an activity that involves thought process (school, reading) or physical labour (picking cotton), or making some kind of personal sacrifice (paying child support). Also, any kind of music played loudly in the vicinity of yard apes that does not rely on a "jungle beat". i.e. heavy metal or country

"Jamal done flunked hiz ass outta histree class agayun'. Dem bookz beez pure nigger kryptonite 'n' sheeit."

by misterstinkypoopfacepants October 20, 2009