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Krispy Kreme

Overpriced American crap masquerading as doughnuts. The price is ridiculous, the taste is disgusting and they are usually eaten by people with no sense of taste. Coming in numerous “flavours”, presumably to get people to continue trying them to find one that tastes other than sickeningly sweet. The company was founded by Vernon Rudolf in Winston-Salem, North Carolina in 1937 and has gone worldwide and downhill ever since. Apart from its revolting products the company is also well-known for its IPO and accounting scandals and is very quick to slope shoulders and drop the blame on someone. At the time of writing interest has been shown in its acquisition by the private German investment company JAB Beech, interesting as the company appears to have no outlets in Germany and, if they’ve got any sense, it never will have.
Krispy Kreme, the proof that, with enough advertising, you can get people to eat shit.
by AKACroatalin September 19, 2016
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Krispy Kreme

They all ate at Krispy Kreme.
by Kikaider June 27, 2003
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Krispy Kremed

Krispy Kremeing involves cumming on a girl's face and using a hair dryer to dry it on her face. Afterwords take a picture of it and put it in a photo album and sit it on your coffee table for friends and family to see.
Me and Stacey went back to my place and I Krispy Kremed her. Then I took a picture and put it in a photo album.
by Crusader69 March 20, 2013
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Krispy Kreme Job

A Krispy Kreme Job (KKJ) is an oral sex position. An erect penis penetrates a warm glazed donut followed shortly by a blowjob. Everyone is happy.
Bob: How was the blowjob last night?
Kevin: Oh she loved it. We tried the Krispy Kreme Job, it was like a cream filled donut to her and a trip to heaven for me.
Bob: That sounds marvelous; do you think I should try it with my wife?
Kevin: Hell yes. She'd love it.
by ThinSpirits March 25, 2010
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krelbow

The other side of your elbow.
Sometimes people get eczema there, but I'm really only mentioning that so the definition is longer.
She slit her wrists straight up to the krelbows.
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kremlin

Kremlin derives from the Turkish word for fortress, which is "Kermen".
The Moscow Kremlin is a historic fortified complex, which serves as the official residence of the President of Russia.
by Phathom November 24, 2006
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a guy who is hot sexy ass fuck usally black he gets horny quick he would date a mexican girl with straight brown hair meduim size and he has a big dick
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i heard kelmy made her choke

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by kelmy December 3, 2019
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