Kramtoad

One who is into ballbusting. A Kramtoad typically looks up videos about guys getting hit in the nuts. They consider it to be softcore porn. Some of them even get off on other people ramming them in the nuts. A Kramtoad is often described as a slightly overweight male with facial hair who typically has a lot of money. They are creepy people and are shady about their ballbusting pleasures.

"Did you hear about that guy who went to jail for forcing 3 underage girls to hit him in the nuts until he cried?"

"Wow, what a sick Kramtoad..."

by TeamKidsKlub October 9, 2008

Kramptard

An avid listener to an inane radio show. Someone who knows their IQs are dropping everytime they listen, but already has lost so much intelligence already, that they're too stupid now to save themselves from further harm.

Guy1: "Hey, did you hear Limbaugh today? He was almost making sense!"

Guy 2: "No man, if you listen to that crap, you'll turn into a total kramptard".

Guy1: "Guess I'll go listen to blogtalk radio now!"

by Ultrapatriot_RLSH July 15, 2010

krammite

someone who is really effective at being annoying in an online game.

"Wow that red medic keeps running into our respawn and infecting all of us"

"Yea he's a krammite"

by wt481233 June 28, 2007

Kremit da toad

Like Kermit the but is toad

I had butt sex with kremit da toad

by Die_slowly666 July 30, 2018

duddy kravitz

a dirty &/or conniving &/or cheap person.
Referring to the Duddy Kravitz in mordecai richler's bestselling book. also can be a jew. usually is.

'did you see Jack look at her bum-oley? he is such a duddy kravitz!'
'what a duddy - he cheated me out of 5 cents.'
'stop being a duddy K and stick with your girlfriend.'

by raha December 4, 2005

Lenny Kravitz Stock Footage

1. Something that doesn't make any sense and cannot be fully explained.
2. Totally irrelevant.
3. Typical bullshit.
---shortened to "kravitz", used in a negative way.

"What the hell is that kravitz calling me for? We broke up five years ago."


A. Why'd you sleep with my girlfriend?

B. The football game was on and I was drunk...

A. Lenny Kravitz Stock Footage, dude.

B. You're right, bro. I just wanted a piece of ass. I'm sorry.

by Megan Eason October 15, 2008

Kramie

Tends to behave in a manner leaving others awestruck or otherwise confused/terrified. Inclines towards monkey like noises or any of that zoo genre. Can normally be spotted driving in a Mercedes wearing her sevens. Sketch.

Whos that girl with her sweater on her foot?
OH.

by Anonymous June 17, 2003