Kosher Christian

A comical, slightly disparaging term for a Messianic Jew (aka a Jew for Jesus). That is, a Jewish person who believes Jesus Christ is the Messiah.

The date ended when she told me she was Jewish, but had accepted Jesus into her life, and I said, "Oh, you're a Kosher Christian?"

by MazurkaMatt May 21, 2006

kosher floss

a thong worn by a Jewish girl at the beach

she sure looks fine in that kosher floss

by rebelyid March 8, 2005

Kosher

A brand of pickles that has commonly been mistaken for a religion.

Wow...these Kosher pickles must have the highest point of connection to G-d.

by KosherBob January 4, 2021

Kosher Meats

Defined in DEUTERONOMY 14:3-21.

Orthodox Jews and Yahwists abstain from eating pork, lobster, shrimp, crab, clams, oyters and catfish as they are not kosher meats.

Beef, chicken, turkey, lamb and most fish are considered kosher.

by Mosheh N. EliYahu May 17, 2009

kosher

1) See "tight"
2) To be worthy of acceptance
3) good

1) That party was kosher
2) That new guy is pretty kosher
3) It's all kosher

by adizzle March 9, 2004

kosher halal

its all good. Everything is fine and OK, or even better than OK.

its all kosher halal

by BobbyBlackManSchtein March 1, 2007

Kosher Touch

A kosher touch is when one person touches another in an area that would be considered clean and has no inappropriate implications.

A gentle caress of the inner thigh is NOT a kosher touch.

by BigBallaTG February 19, 2017