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Kaiser Roll

Used in response to someone that tells a story that isn't interesting, or holds little value to the audience. Also used when a story ends earlier than expected or is much less interesting than the build-up suggested.
Person 1: "Oh my gosh, so, this one time, I put a dollar in the vending machine and it ate my dollar... I didn't get any snacks"
Person 2: (after a pause) "Kaiser Roll"
by Necrossis November 18, 2009
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Jenna Kaiser

Jenna is stupid hot and attracted to the wrong guys
fdshgkjfnmhofd Jenna Kaiser
by gdfhggj November 8, 2009
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Erik Wolfgang Kaiser

An overly nice guy who gets taken advantage of way too much, tends to make an amazing best friend. Talented at most everything he applys himself to. Someone you'll try hard not to love but you can't stop the inevitable. He'll become the only thing you want.
"He is so my Erik Wolfgang Kaiser."
by PanoramaSecrets November 3, 2011
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kaiser soze

A badass story teller from "The Usual Suspects."

Hungarian criminal who comes this <-> close to getting caught and then sticks his head up. Then *poof*
He's gone.
You saw Kaiser Soze? You saw the devil himself?
by Sonnybobiche January 27, 2004
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Kaiserboo

A subset of wehraboo where instead of the 3rd reich, they worship the german empire. Backs recolonizarion and restoring the empire. Usually just a wehraboo with a imperialist coat of paint. Tends to overlap with facists, colonialists, and general right athoritanrians. 9/10 times not remotely German.
Kaiserboo: Europe shall bow down to the KAISERREICH!Z

Everyone else: Dude, you need to lay off hoi4.
by NoshGilligan April 19, 2023
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Kaiser

Stop using the kaiser to hit me
by Omankodsuki June 20, 2020
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Keiser

a keiser is someone who is a massiv Bøv and a biggit. He often says dumb thing like "what up guys are we going to the pub today" and make dumb jokes nobody laughs at.
We should leave Keiser after we have seen football
by 30InchesSoft November 2, 2023
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