~Zen*Knack*Kiss~

~Zen*Knack*Kiss~, or Zen as she is affectionately known, is the most famous poster on Babycenter message boards. She is known to frequent the Bargain Hunting Tips For Parents board. Some love ~Zen*Knack*Kiss~, others hate her. Like Cindybin of Yahoo trolling fame, ~Zen*Knack*Kiss~ is not a troll in the traditional sense of the word - but her snippy comments and overinflated ego make her a well-known, infamous poster nonetheless.

Variations on Zen's screen name are zenknackkiss, her Yahoo ID; and zen_knack_kiss, not actually Zen herself... but she thinks Zen is so awesome, she set up a ~Zen*Knack*Kiss~ Worship Page on Myspace. You can find this Worship Page at http://www.myspace.com/zen_knack_kiss

~Zen*Knack*Kiss~ is God's gift to humanity.

by Morbidda July 30, 2008

Knick Knack Rack

Term used to describe a small breasted or flat chested women.

Antonym: Shelf

You have some ketchup on your shelf. I don't have that problem with my knick knack rack. Things miss my chest all together and drip on my lap instead.

by Mrs. Freddy February 5, 2010

knick knack knocker rack

A bra that doubles as a storage place.

She pulled out 2 cell phones from her knick knack knocker rack.

by Candyokid October 21, 2020

Knick Knack Sacky Whack

When you pull up to a gloryhole, bend over, poke your sack down, behind you and, and through the hole. Then you have someone on take a blackjack and start smacking your testicles.

You get the best knick knack sacky whack at the D.C. airport.

by Fullblore February 1, 2023

The Knick Knack Effect

An unexplained fear of a film (typically an animated one), a song, a toy, or any other object that a young child experiences when exposed to said object.

Patient: When I was a kid I was absolutely terrified of that pixar short Knick Knack but I never quite figured out why.
Psychiatrist : Sounds like you were dealing with the The Knick Knack Effect. it's more common than you think.

by Merik2008 August 29, 2021

Cramp a knick-knack

1) Verb: When getting down to the business with a girl, cramping a knick-knack is the sequence of removing her underwear, scratching them, sniffing them, scrunching them up and then throwing them on the floor.

2) The past tense of shtting your pants.

1) Lad 1: Did you bring that chick back last night?
Lad 2: Y'all better know dat! I did cramp a knick-knack.

2) Nicky Nicky Shinder: I just cramped my knick-knack again! Will have to buy some new Primark undies!

by NiftyCreature February 6, 2013

Knick knack

An unattractive person used for one time only non-comittal sexual relationships...

Steve pulled his friend Larry aside at the bar, pointing excitedly for Larry to look. "Hey brah see that real dog on the other side of the bar with that pimply face and that junky butt? Why don't you be a gentleman and knick knack paddy whack give a dog a bone?"

by LondonBridgeisFuckingDown November 23, 2009