Klarens

Smart, chill, fun, handsome guy who gets all of the chicks. He never realizes someone likes him. Probably have a big dick.

Me: my boyfriend is amaaaazing

Friend: oooh, what's his name

Me: Klarens

Friend: that makes sense

by Jay get all the girls January 6, 2021

Brown Klaren

The act of brown winging in football grounds common with many northerners!

Whilst in the stadium toilets...' How about we have a nice brown klaren before half time?'

by porabthetoilettwat December 7, 2010

Klaricophile

Opposite of pedophile. When those under the age of 18 go for those usually around the age of 65.

Peggy: "Wa-ha-howww, that guy is HAWT!"

Jim Bob: "Ew! You klaricophile! He's like, 70!"

Peggy: "Yeah, but, he got it goin' on!"

by Big Poppa's Best Friend December 15, 2010

klar face

1. Coming from extreme homosexual backround: 2. being beat by one's father

I hate peter Kane. I wish him dead

by ihatepeterkane February 27, 2005

klafte

Yiddish for cunt. Yiddish slang vulgarity to describe a vagina or as an expression like "bitch".

She is truly a klafte. What a klafte!

by David Chase January 19, 2008

Kwarf

Compound word formed from Kweef, Fart and Barf.

(1)A simultaneous expulsion of gas from a womans vagina and anus (Kwart) so disgusting that after inhaling the odor, it usually induces vomiting. Especially after eating chef boyardee.

(2)A phrase used towards someone you dislike

"While I was fucking my bitch she kwarfed and I threw up all over her face and tits."
or
"Look at that fucking Kwarf, he dresses like a total cunt."

by Mr. Awsome October 1, 2007

Knarfing

one who farts underwater and tries to eat the bubbles..

hey abby lets go the the beach and do some knarfing..

by hoobastank January 20, 2008