by SPKizzle April 30, 2008
Get the Kindergarden Crush mug.a kindersmear is the state of your face when you have applied your make-up and lipstick so poorly due to affects of drunkenness or making out and/or exhaustion that you end up looking like an extra from whatever happened to baby jane the movie.
Looking like your 3 and getting into mommys' make up.
Putting on makeup and looking like a toddler did it, when in fact your on the wrong side of 25. ( and in fact may have worn girl scout dresses in h.s.)
Looking like your 3 and getting into mommys' make up.
Putting on makeup and looking like a toddler did it, when in fact your on the wrong side of 25. ( and in fact may have worn girl scout dresses in h.s.)
I was so drunk when I kissed that boy named Norman, I forgot I had applied Nars red lizard and ended up with a huge kindersmear on my lips, cheek and chin.
The bar had no mirror in the bathroom, and I was forced to put on my lipstick without any visual help, while my friends let me walk and talk with a kindersmear for over an hour without telling me.
The bar had no mirror in the bathroom, and I was forced to put on my lipstick without any visual help, while my friends let me walk and talk with a kindersmear for over an hour without telling me.
by Cindy Shouts January 3, 2014
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The stage of the CoViD-19 global pandemic where we see a spike in deaths of children from Coronavirus. The main cause of this is transmission from unvaccinated parents to their young children. This will be due, in part, to ICU beds being taken up by adults with severe cases of CoViD which means children with moderate cases are denied care by overwhelmed hospitals. 2022 will see the Omicron variant (5th Wave) run rampant through the populace, with an R⁰ ≈ 3.5. Even though it may be "less deadly" overall, the hospital system being pushed past the "breaking point" will necessitate Triage Protocols to ration care. The infant through age 9 demographic will see almost as high of a death rate as the 70+ demo.
"Sadly, Karen's baby died during the Kinderpocalypse. Had she been vaccinated and believed in Science, her child would have survived the Coronavirus pandemic."
by Nate 360° December 29, 2021
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by Mishtithemakerofmashalsname June 27, 2017
Get the my kinder queen mug.1. I went to Kina's concert at Hiro Ballroom and hung out with a bunch of Kinerds at Hop Kee afterwards.
2. So how long have you been a Kinerd?
3. Kinerds are the nicest people you will ever meet.
2. So how long have you been a Kinerd?
3. Kinerds are the nicest people you will ever meet.
by Joey the Kinerd October 3, 2009
Get the kinerd mug.When your jerking off and your mom walks in your room and you jizz on her leg and she likes it then your dad comes in and then you have a 3 way with your dad and mom
I kingerbated my parents
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