Kiefer

Sick guy funny likes girls has a big dick and loves to have sex in bed

Kiefer likes sex

by Wolfkiler January 13, 2017

kiesher

Slang for a fat girls vagina.

Bruh I would've hit that but she had a kiesher, so I got tf out of there.

by Dwight Money June 16, 2016

Kiefer

A person who is a little pussy but talks like he is the greatest thing since sliced bread

*I just beat up like 6 dudes after I fucked like 21 bitches

*Man stop being such a Kiefer

by repthesquad March 1, 2015

Kieffer Moore

The sexual movement of a trans female sticking their circumcised penis into a fridge, while a big black center half such as Kurt zouma or willy boly try desperately to open the fridge. Then from nowhere a big Welshman comes and sticks it inside the black defender, causing the fridge and the woman stuck inside to collapse like eriksen at the euros.

Did you hear that my uncle got kieffer moore’d last night

by Matic123 January 2, 2023

kiefer

also known as "the kiefer." this refers to the ass kicking ho slappin bitch straightening jack bauer (aka kiefer sutherland) from the greatest show ever created, 24. do not mess with him lest you get four bullets in your chest like nina. jeah.

::ringringringringggg::
kiefer: this is bauer.
almeida: yo jack, i got some damn fools causin trouble at the northwest side of alameida.
kiefer: jeah aiite ill cap those niggas like they aint nothin.
almeida: jeah fasho reefer
kiefer: hey watch yo self, we are on the job no pot references til after this day is OVER
almeida: ok kool time to go eff kim
kiefer: JEAH

by neilbauer May 13, 2005

Kiefer

kiefer is a thing where people get hard every-morning when they wake up.

Aww sh*t i got kiefered again!

by UrbanDictionmaster November 9, 2017

Kiefer Battymon

when a mans snakes the fam to steal his space/seat

yo that man took your seat, he kiefer battymon'd you

by Fifimon May 11, 2018