kidist

sexiest woman alive!

Damn girl, you are so Kidist today.

by Sanandraomo December 26, 2008

no kidding

Sentence mostly used to show surprise. However, it can also be used to show impatience.

Surprise:
John: Guess what! I'll get a Xbox 360 tomorrow!
Joey: No kidding! You'll invite me over to play, won't you?

Impatience:
John: Guess what! I'll get a Xbox 360 tomorrow!
Joey: No kidding... You already told me that like 1000 times.

by JamesT-Z May 23, 2008

just kidding unless

When you say something as a joke and say just kidding but lowkey mean it

"What if we kissed rn?" Lol just kidding unless" -guy/girl that probably likes you

by Senpaiempty January 28, 2020

Just kidding!

Used by someone as a way to soften a direct insult by saying it was just a joke, although the person doing the insulting still means the insult after the Just kidding! has been said.

Reggie: "Bob, you're such an asshole!"
Bob: "What?"
Reggie: "Just kidding!"
Bob: "Oh, ok."

Bob now doesn't feel he's been insulted, because he was told that it was a joke, but Reggie still means what he said.

by narhi September 20, 2005

just kidding... but seriously

When someone says something that they want to admit but not really but they still think it and they kind of want you to know that they are serious

Freddie: dude that girl is hott... I want to hit that shit
Chris: dude that's my sister
Freddie: I'm just kidding... but seriously

by Chirs Irving October 17, 2006

script kiddie

A True Fool. One to be looked down upon. They tend to use leet speak, but dont realize its true significance. They are usually 10-14 year old kids (or so) who think they are "1337 |-|4x0r5", but are really just trying to be cool.

They call themselves hackers (which is not the same as a cracker, a hacker is a programmer, a cracker is a person who breaks into computers), while they are neither hackers or crackers.

They use other peoples programs to do their simple "hacking", and usually end up getting caught.

Hackers are really cool people. Script kiddies are morons.

Hacker: I just wrote my 30th module for the Linux kernel! Linus Torvalds emails me every day, he loves my code!

Cracker: I just broke into the CIA's webpage and replaced all occurances of the president's name with "Mr. Dumbass", It's funny as hell!

Script Kiddie: j0, ph00! I ju57 stolezored me a b0rkified wind0ze 3.1 b0xor. It r0x0rz my s0x0rz. I wundr if it g0tz Linux on it? Whutz Linux anywayz?

by niffshack May 13, 2005

kidiot

a kid that is an idiot; stupid.

powder is a kidiot; enemy territory kids

by trev1 December 1, 2006