hasn't seen the football since the kickoff

Often used by Professor Steve Hailey and his students to affectionately describe a miscreant, degenerate, reprobate, or idiot that decided to read the book or watch the video on cybersecurity and/or digital forensics versus getting a real education.

The opposing expert said that Mr. Hailey and Mr. Andrew changed the computer evidence because she did not know how to properly interpret time and date stamps. Obviously, she hasn't seen the football since the kickoff; another point-and-click forensic analyst.

by Forensics Shiznit May 18, 2020

mound kick

The act of swiftly kicking someone in the vagina, typically out of anger.

Tracy: "I am going to junk punch your douche bag ass."

Ike: "If you threaten to junk punch me one more time I am going to mound kick you."

by Tracy P. Mittens October 15, 2009

Fake kick

It's where someone try's to chill and kick it at someone's house but actually wants to know where they stay so they can shoot it up or something

Stranger: "Hey bro! Can I kick it at your house?

Chief Keef: "Hell nah!" You tryina fake kick!"

by RpCrM December 26, 2016

Piep Kick

An ear piercing high pitched distorted kick. Used in various uptempo music tracks especially tracks by GPF.

“Have you heard GPF’s new track, the piep kicks are crazy”

by Piepkicksuk April 15, 2021

kickback

a get together that has more people than a hangout but less than a party

girl 1: R u going to the kickback this weekend
Girl 2: I wouldnt miss it

by alikat12 February 19, 2015

Sex Kick

Sex Kick is the fan name of the neutral air kick for many characters in the popular game Super Smash Bros. Melee.

It comes out hard, gets soft, and totally fucks everyone.

Dr. Mario has the Viagra Kick, because unlike all the other characters Sex Kick, his comes out soft, and then gets hard.

Ping: I hate getting hit out of my combos and killed by Luigi's Sex Kick, it's a get out of jail free card.

PimpUigi: Hey, Luigi can't win without having Sex.

by PimpUigi September 11, 2011

Kick it old school

Do it the old way

“Can’t we just kick it old school? I could just put the baby in a basket and send it your way. You know, like Moses in the reeds.”

-From the film "Juno"

by Unauthorized Source July 2, 2008