A male with no sexual attraction or a person that is impossible to imagine having sexual reproductive organs. Dervived from barbie's boyfriend ken who has a void of genitalia.
by ZoeK June 21, 2006
Get the Kenmug. The noun 'Ken' is given to people that lactate exceptionally well through their nipples despite being a male. They
typically have the stiffest nipples, thus making it difficult to talk to them as they are so stiff they could seriously injury a persons eye. Ken's tend to 'need' people to accompany them since they can't do anything by themselves, for example, watching anime and going to kensi. Some might argue that he's just a pussy. Despite this fatal flaw, they can be good listeners too. Ken is short tempered and has a considerably lower IQ than a monkey. Before arguing with a Ken be prepared to lose a couple of brain cells as they are so brain dead.
typically have the stiffest nipples, thus making it difficult to talk to them as they are so stiff they could seriously injury a persons eye. Ken's tend to 'need' people to accompany them since they can't do anything by themselves, for example, watching anime and going to kensi. Some might argue that he's just a pussy. Despite this fatal flaw, they can be good listeners too. Ken is short tempered and has a considerably lower IQ than a monkey. Before arguing with a Ken be prepared to lose a couple of brain cells as they are so brain dead.
by doctorgoose June 2, 2020
Get the Kenmug. by SillyGoofyMonkey August 12, 2023
Get the Kenmug. when a figure of authority, uses said authority to get close to his victim, physically and or emotionally, who does not reciprocate the feelings. they don't take no for an answer but will fake an apology when rejected. this ruse will continue until the perpetrator is kicked directly in the testicles from the front or back depending on the position of the kenning victim
jesus christ, he's kenning the fuck out of her !
not a suprise, the boss is kenning the new girl already
I got kenned so hard last night...AWKWARD!
Is he k-diddling her right now?
not a suprise, the boss is kenning the new girl already
I got kenned so hard last night...AWKWARD!
Is he k-diddling her right now?
by 22422 March 15, 2018
Get the kenningmug. A character from street fighter who excels at crotch-punching
I choose Ken for his abilities.
by Dingle Wordsmen July 14, 2017
Get the Kenmug. A dick biscuit cunt that likes to fuck around and be a cunt. He is the a noisy ads bitch and he likes to brag about his small cock.
by Dragon fighterxzz March 31, 2017
Get the Kenmug. A slightly known colleague or friend of a friend whose name you can't be bothered to remember. Or can be used to attract a strangers attention.
Can also be employed to annoy people that you know really well.
Serves especially well when you start a new job - just call everyone Ken; the boss, the women, the copier etc.
Can also be employed to annoy people that you know really well.
Serves especially well when you start a new job - just call everyone Ken; the boss, the women, the copier etc.
'Who was that guy?'
'Just some Ken from work.'
'Wanna smoke?'
'Yeah, cheers Ken.'
'Oi Ken, put your bloody seatbelt on!'
'Just some Ken from work.'
'Wanna smoke?'
'Yeah, cheers Ken.'
'Oi Ken, put your bloody seatbelt on!'
by Loopmeister August 2, 2006
Get the Kenmug.