2 definitions by 22422

karled

when you tell a dude. "dude, i just want to bang and have fun n stuff" but he tries to invite himself to meet your parents and tour all like " what the fuck are you doing karl, get off my shit bitch"

i just wanted to go camping and get away for the weekend but i got karled.

i karled a girl and i liked it!

stop it karl nobody like a karler.

by 22422 May 20, 2018

kenning

when a figure of authority, uses said authority to get close to his victim, physically and or emotionally, who does not reciprocate the feelings. they don't take no for an answer but will fake an apology when rejected. this ruse will continue until the perpetrator is kicked directly in the testicles from the front or back depending on the position of the kenning victim

jesus christ, he's kenning the fuck out of her !

not a suprise, the boss is kenning the new girl already

I got kenned so hard last night...AWKWARD!

Is he k-diddling her right now?

by 22422 March 16, 2018