Kiestering

In prison, kiestering smuggling in the ass usually accounts for a small portion of the contraband. Most inmates only kiester something if they are coming through Visiting or from outside the prison. Once they are inside they don't have to worry as much about being strip searched since they are often just given a pat-down so the need to kiester is less important.

Kiestering isn't fun, Once i hard a hunting knife up their.

by J-DOGG JR September 20, 2008

keaster eggs

The act of inserting your testicles inside of your anus. They are then pooped out and colored, just in time for easter.

He left with keaster eggs after his girlfriend called and made him leave the party.

by Squabblewabbler April 12, 2015

Kuestersteffen

A guy who is a complete nerd, but still has that sexy side to him. He loves Family Guy and Consuela the Hispanic Maid. He is a great guy to hang out with and makes a great friend

Me: Hey Kuestersteffen, did you see the latest Family Guy?
Kuestersteffen: No, No, Mister Superman No Home.
Me: Well You Need To See It!
Kuestersteffen: No, Nooo, I clean now.

by JamesDeanII January 17, 2013

Kester-bridge

A complex task that no one wants to do and is often forced on someone to complete, especially in a work environment. Often unnecessary, it is one person's duty left for another for to execute without benefit. Sometimes, a temporary "quick-fix" built to break down and eventually become someone else's problem.

My co-worker is always leaving all his kester-bridges for me to cross when he's not on schedule.

I feel bad for whoever is working monday. I built them a ton of kester-bridges to cross for me over the weekend.

by TheKurbinator October 5, 2013

vibe keeter

something or someone that ruined your vibe

nah son, this treesh really a vibe keeter

by bigbeonz August 2, 2021

keister candy

keister candy is a womens ass thats sweet to eat and tastes jus like candy

wholly shit gail is so hott id love to eat her keister candy

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 7, 2009

keyster bunny

The keyster bunny is the lucky prisoner who goes on work furlong or gets a pass for a family emergency. He then shoves all the drugs he can find up his ass and then gives them to his buddies back in the slammer.
Everybody feels its easter, but the eggs came from the keyster.

Come up on a sharp and some smokes, loc--the keyster bunny came early this year.

by Withheld for your protection December 9, 2008