Am I My Brother's Keeper?

It's a memorable quote in the bible found in Genesis 4:9, meaning:

1. Are you responsible for how you respond to your brother?

2. Are you held accountable for how you treat your fellow man?

It's really a sarcastic question/remark from Cain to God after Cain killed his brother, Abel, to keep from admitting to the fact that he did kill Abel.

Nino Brown: To CMB. On and on. Am I my brother's keeper?

CMB: Yes I am.

Nino Brown (louder): Am I my brother's keeper?!

CMB (louder): Yes I am.!

Nino Brown (louder): Am I...my brother's keeper?!!!

CMB (louder): Yes...I...am.!!!

The Duh Duh Man (studdering): Yes.......I am.!!!

-from NEW JACK CITY (1991)

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 19, 2006

last text keeper

That person that sends you a senseless message after having a text-message conversation that is over so that you reply and he/she gets to keep the "last" message and not reply again (especially done by women)

M: so, I'll pick you up tomorrow at 8 pm, ok?
W: Sure, I'll be looking forward to it. Oh, by the way, how did you do on that Genetics exam?
M: I think I did good, what about you?
...

W talking with a (female) friend: "You always have to be the last text keeper, that keeps him interested in you and knowing you are hard to get"

by Dexter_prog October 27, 2009

shot book keeper

This is the best friend of the 21st birthday girl. She is in charge of organizing the the shot book and getting it ready in time for the bday celebration. She is essentially the sober bitch on the night of the party as she keeps track of who is buying the shots, making sure a picture is taken of each shot, that her drunken friend signs each pape, drinks water alternately, and makes it to 21 no matter what frat guys are trying to get down her pants.

What a horrible shot book keeper she didn't even have a spare marker on her, Guys get me your pages i don't want to be the shot book keeper who's gluing pages at dinner, Her shot book keeper was such a bitch last night, Thanks for being my shot book keeper!, The shot book keeper won't let buy her a shot yet!

by J Witt January 18, 2008

penny keeper

Someone with an excessive amount of pennies that need treating as soon as possible

"Ah Ma Gawsh, that leemo is a massive penny keeper!"

by winston churchill123 February 23, 2009

Lock Keeper

Pertaining to a person who keeps valuable or important information from his friends

straight up lock keeper!

by Leprechon777 March 4, 2011

house keeper

Cleans up after nasty ass people,needs bigger tips and more respect

Oh she's a house keeper

by Hazendred January 31, 2019

trapper keeper

1. Something like a "folder" with different compartments for every subject in school. So you can sort and archive your stuff from school in a "trapper keeper". Sometimes the trapper keeper has many more features, like cartman's trapper keeper: "Yeah well, its got ten different compartments for every subject in school, electronic pencil sharpener, four plastic bags with electronic zippers, copy machine, fax, a better picture of Dawson's Creek on the back than Kyle's, flat screen TV, and of course OnStar."

2. Cartman got a Dawson's Creek Trapper Keeper (Ultra Keeper Futura S2000). This trapper keeper is evil and will take over the whole world.

This trapper keeper is fuckin' gay.

"Oh, but you have a Trapper Keeper. Oh, you got the little crapper keeper didn't you? But at least your stupid brother got a briefcase"

This trapper keeper will take over the whole world

by Screw you guys! January 6, 2004