A type of food in the MMORPG Runescape.
Process of preparation:
1.) skull fucking a piece of shit on fire thats bloodied with another womans menstral cycle
2.) then a horse comes and pisses on it
3.) then u take the outer skin of a horses dick
4.) and run it through the pile of blood and shit, and grill it like a kebab
Enjoy.
Process of preparation:
1.) skull fucking a piece of shit on fire thats bloodied with another womans menstral cycle
2.) then a horse comes and pisses on it
3.) then u take the outer skin of a horses dick
4.) and run it through the pile of blood and shit, and grill it like a kebab
Enjoy.
Steve: Heyo Mike Thomas, would you like a delicious Ugthanki kebab?
Mike: You betcha ! ! !
Mike: *eats*
Mike: Scrummy!
Steve: . . .
Mike: You betcha ! ! !
Mike: *eats*
Mike: Scrummy!
Steve: . . .
by Holla_Back17 July 19, 2009
Get the Ugthanki kebab mug.1. n When a male has a prime opportunity to attempt a kebabbing (or aggressive oral sex) on a nearby female (or male) which he is currently attempting to woo.
The best way to exploit a kebabatunity is to reach for the vagina and see how it goes.
The best way to exploit a kebabatunity is to reach for the vagina and see how it goes.
Lad A - Dude you and (Female A) were getting pretty close
Lad B - Yeah it went pretty well
Lad A - That was such a Kebabatunity!
Lad B - Yeah it went pretty well
Lad A - That was such a Kebabatunity!
by Spam-a-lott December 29, 2010
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Penelope wasn't at all worried about going through customs; all the drugs were safely hidden in her hairy kebab.
by Dr Zog. August 25, 2006
Get the hairy kebab mug.A kebabulance, (like an ambulance) is a real life saver when pissed, wasted or otherwise intoxicated. This casually vomit adorned kebab van will sell you the most astonishingly flavoured lamb of your life and set you up well for a glorious hangover and bashmouth.
Fuck me I'm pissed! Find me a kebabulance before I die!
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I need a kebabulance before I need an ambulance.
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I need a kebabulance before I need an ambulance.
by denzille June 10, 2007
Get the kebabulance mug.Used to name the Kebab purchased at 2 am while intoxicated, or coming off the effects of intoxication. At all other times it is simply Kebab.
by Pooles June 13, 2008
Get the kebabage mug.Did you ever had a sudden craving for a kebab, usually late at night after having a couple of pints with the lads? Or after a hard day at work?
Dreaming about magic sauce with a hint of chili gently drizzled over thin evenly cut layers of meat wrapped in a warm blanket of crispy bread give you the shivers? Then look no further, for you it's "kebab o'clock" and it's high time to run to your local Turkish or Indian supplier!
Dreaming about magic sauce with a hint of chili gently drizzled over thin evenly cut layers of meat wrapped in a warm blanket of crispy bread give you the shivers? Then look no further, for you it's "kebab o'clock" and it's high time to run to your local Turkish or Indian supplier!
by nicmart June 19, 2011
Get the Kebab o'clock mug.A popular Eastern European (usually Croatian, Bosnian, or Serbian) sport in which middle aged men go out on casual sledding outings and grill kebabs on classic charcoal barbecues.
Abdul: Are you coming kebab Sledding this weekend?
Hasan: Sure, I'll bring the toboggan as long as you don't invite those serbs again.
Hasan: Sure, I'll bring the toboggan as long as you don't invite those serbs again.
by Dijon79 January 16, 2014
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