kebabage

Used to name the Kebab purchased at 2 am while intoxicated, or coming off the effects of intoxication. At all other times it is simply Kebab.

You know what I need right now man? Kebabage.

by Pooles June 13, 2008

kebabulance

A kebabulance, (like an ambulance) is a real life saver when pissed, wasted or otherwise intoxicated. This casually vomit adorned kebab van will sell you the most astonishingly flavoured lamb of your life and set you up well for a glorious hangover and bashmouth.

Fuck me I'm pissed! Find me a kebabulance before I die!

or

I need a kebabulance before I need an ambulance.

by denzille June 10, 2007

Kebab o'clock

Did you ever had a sudden craving for a kebab, usually late at night after having a couple of pints with the lads? Or after a hard day at work?

Dreaming about magic sauce with a hint of chili gently drizzled over thin evenly cut layers of meat wrapped in a warm blanket of crispy bread give you the shivers? Then look no further, for you it's "kebab o'clock" and it's high time to run to your local Turkish or Indian supplier!

It's kebab o'clock, can't wait for that foot-long kebab sliding down my throat!

by nicmart June 19, 2011

Kebab Sledding

A popular Eastern European (usually Croatian, Bosnian, or Serbian) sport in which middle aged men go out on casual sledding outings and grill kebabs on classic charcoal barbecues.

Abdul: Are you coming kebab Sledding this weekend?

Hasan: Sure, I'll bring the toboggan as long as you don't invite those serbs again.

by Dijon79 January 16, 2014

Kebab legs

When a girl's thighs are so fat they resemble the lamb meat on the rotisserie at a kebab shop.

Guy A: You got with that girl last night?

Guy B: yeah she looks alright from the waist up, but she's got big old kebab legs!

by Shouldbeworking22 May 16, 2014

Kebab Dad

The word to describe someone that takes care of someone drunk on a night out, which most of the time just involves feeding them with greasy food (i.e. kebab).

- Bartholomew? How did you survive last night? You were so drunk...
- Oh Philippa was my Kebab Dad.

by piperjo September 19, 2018

Kebab Dungeon

Pussy, Fanny, Vagina,

"I can't wait for him to come over and dive into my kebab dungeon

"These children are so demanding, I gave them passage to life through my kebab dungeon, what more do they want"

"OMG , Sam was so good last night, finger blasted my kebab dungeon until I was gushing"

by JustMe1986 November 11, 2020