kalbert

Shoving a fat round salami stick up your arse. (can use one of those dog food sausage things, yuuuuuuuuuuk!)

When Bob had finished cumming in her mouth, he decided to give her a kalbert with a 12 inch long, 5 inch wide, bavarian salami.

by Joe-Dirty September 17, 2003

De Kalb Texas

Lame,where the pilfer people live.The most throwed off twacked place ever in B.F.E. Texas.Bunch of nosey skitzed of shit talkin liers in Texas.Boring.

The only thing people want to do here is talk about things they know nothing about.Then sit at home or anywhere for that matter and get high and have sex while stealin or pilfering everyone and anyones things....Knowitall but nothing at all people.do nothing but gossip in De Kalb Texas

by Stuck in B.F.E. De Kalb Texas April 28, 2011

Kalbassa (Cold Cut), Kalbasitsya

A phrase, originally invented in Israel by russian public. One may use this phrase when he discribes his feeling about
something. Also may used as describing
of Joy.

*MIKE gives DANNY a drug*

Danny: Hey Mike how is the drug?
Mike: Kalbassa!

by ^indica^ March 18, 2005

kalbert

fallic deformity common among overweight caucasian, in which the penis is a least 2 times wider than it is long.

his kalbert was to wide to fit

by robert liu May 19, 2003

kalbert

A kalbert is a penis more than twice as wide as it is long. The namesake comes from the doctor who found the disorder (and incedentaly the first know case of kalberts) Kirk Alberts

wow look at that chode, its almost a kalbert

by chodie May 19, 2003

kalbert

This dude Kirk Albets supposedly had a dick more than 2* as long as wide, so they made this word kalbert, meaning a dick more than two times as wide as it is long. The extreme form of a chode.

Tammy:I don't know how it will fit in me, its a Kalbert
Tom: It can be a trick to get in

by Dunks September 16, 2003

kalbert

A serious deformity of the penis, causing it to grow mroe than twice as wide as long. Many bayb's with this disorder (although it is VERY rare) have there genitals cut off and a sex change performed at birth as it is easier on the baby phsychologically. Sometimes it is possible to cure through a secuence of penis enlargement operations.Ë?

in the locker room: "Hey look man, jimmy's got a kalbert!"

by Kirk Alberts (Kalbert research Foudnation) May 25, 2003