kavanaugh

(verb) the act, by a white male of privileged status, in an agressive shouting or pathetic crying manner (or both, alternating), of ignoring, avoiding, lying, or answering a completely different question than the one being asked, especially with respect to his excessive drinking habits or mistreatment of women.

Son, don’t try to kavanaugh me, and just tell me where you were last night.

by LucifurIsADog October 10, 2018

Kavanaugh

The act of attempted rape.
See also Kavanaughed.

Robert tried to Kavanaugh me.

by Frogkiller42 October 10, 2018

Kavanaugh

Verb. To liquor up an underage girl and try to rape her with your friend watching. Fail to accomplish penetration. Become a Supreme Court Justice. Get Impeached. Get 15 years in Maryland state penitentiary.

Dude so kavanaughed that sophmore, passed out with his pants down!

by Citizen Z December 28, 2018

Kavanaugh

The action of lying, scheming and being misleading. Only to be propelled into a better situation than what was expected.

Got caught cheating on my girl but I totally pulled a Kavanaugh. Now she feels bad for not believing me and is buying me a new pair of Jordan's.

by Nope I Mean Yes October 16, 2018

Kavanaugh

The mouth of a person angrily defending their privilege.

Shut your Kavanaugh! You're not a victim just because she said no!

by Siegfried McClure October 11, 2018

kavanaugh

That sound you make when roughly clearing your throat

*kavanaugh*

by Abadazed October 5, 2018

kavanaugh

Verb

To uncontrollable thrust oneself upon someone else in an aggressive manner, usually sexual in nature, without regard for the for the other persons acceptance.

I was just sitting on the couch when your dog got so excited it kavanaughed me for five minutes, jumping on me and licking me all over despite my many protests.

by Linda&Anubis November 26, 2020