Hot Karlito

Similar to the everyday Hot Karl, but only performed immediately after dining at your local Taco Bell.

"Hey Jenny, I had one too many Chalupas and would appreciate putting you on the receiving end of an hour long Hot Karlito."

by HWP333 October 17, 2008

karmic footprint

The amount of good or bad karma you produce in the world.

Those kids who broke into my apartment and stole my laptop left a pretty nasty karmic footprint.

by alvin draper October 2, 2009

Karlie

Amazingly Beautiful Girl that This Kid Wesley is so lucky to have.

Wesley is dateing Karlie?! What a lucky guy

by Loverboy92 September 15, 2009

karlie

The meaning of an amazing person who eats emos for breakfast, and colors in coloring books at night. :

Josh: Dude, you need to meet that girl named Karlie, she will rock your world.
Timmeh: Dude, That is my girlfriend you dumbshit :

by TimmehsSlut ¢¾ December 25, 2007

Karli

A crazy wild thing that doesnt care if people look and stare when she is making a seen.

That girl is quite karli.

by Karl Jo March 2, 2009

karmic smackdown

When the universe finally delivers an epic and/or poetically just payback to someone who really, really deserves it.

"Yeah, so remember that radio blowhard who made those misogynistic and racist comments? He lost his voice, his sponsors, and got arrested for drug possession - narcotics and Viagra without prescriptions. Gotta love the karmic smackdown."

by Professor Ninja August 10, 2012

Karlien

Probably one of the most badass, spontaneous, adventurous chicks out there. If you have yourself a Karlien, be prepared to do some crazy shit!

Karlien’s are exotic, erotic and sensual. Those girls have a definitive and high sex drive, and wanna get freaky! Karlien’s are extremely beautiful, and have gorgeous eyes that every other girl envies. Not to mention their bodies! Wow.

Needless to say- if you have a Karlien, you're in for a hell of a ride!

Wow... that Karlien is so gorgeous, do you think I could get with her?

"No, she's much too adventurous and exotic to be interested in you."

by Davidjohhh January 30, 2018