Kabbalah

1. Body of mystical teachings of rabbinical origin, often based on an esoteric interpretation of the Hebrew Scriptures.

2. A secret doctrine resembling these teachings

Want to know about the Jewish religion? Go read the Kabbalah!

by John Burke April 13, 2004

hanging kabab

An over used vagina

by Anonymous February 3, 2003

Kabbalah

If you read it,you'll go insane and start Holocausting Jews!

Is there something wrong with God's actual words that would make you want to read this ludicrous tripe instead?

by oy April 6, 2005

Horizontal Kabbadi

A humorous term used to define two people engaging in sexual activity. Kabbadi (or Kabaddi) refers to wrestling in the Urdu language.

"Yo why didn't you pick up the phone?"

"Sorry bro, horizontal kabbadi with Jessica"

by Thewhatnot February 6, 2010

Kabbalah

A Jewish form of mysticism, its sad that people like madonna screwed it up and now everyone hates it.

Thanks alot, Madonna, Kaballah, for making the Jews COOL. Yea, right.

by Gaia May 13, 2005

kabbalah

What the KKK believes in.
It's also popular in Hollywood as is Scientology.

Kabbalah is pure shit dude!

by u kunts December 11, 2006

kabbalah

KA=spirit, and BA=soul in ancient egypt, and allah= god, so ka-ba-lah is the union of spirit and soul with the mind of god or a way of saying reaching enlightenment or the buddha/christ mind

One way to become enlightened is to practice kabbalah.

by oilychrism May 18, 2018