2 definitions by John Burke

1. Body of mystical teachings of rabbinical origin, often based on an esoteric interpretation of the Hebrew Scriptures.

2. A secret doctrine resembling these teachings
Want to know about the Jewish religion? Go read the Kabbalah!
by John Burke April 14, 2004
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while fucking a chick on the beach, taking your skin baton out, stickin it in the sand then right back into her bearded clam!
by John Burke November 23, 2003
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