jumping on the grenade

When a group of guys go to mack on a group of girls, the guy who jumps on the grenade is the guy who goes after the fat chick in the group to clear the way for his friends to go after the hot ones. Usually guys take turns

"Man I ain't jumping on the grenade this timn. I did it last time"

by mur11 July 29, 2006

jumping niggers

Basketball players

Hey mike are you watching the jumping niggers tonight

by Biscuit420 January 29, 2017

wiki jumping

When reading an article on Wikipedia, you click a link within the article and jump to a related article. On said related article, you click yet another link to a different article.

Often the article you end up with is not at all related to the original--like playing the game Telephone. This continues until half of your night is wasted.

To spend time wiki jumping:
1: Read article about Anime. Article links to Otaku.
2: Read article about Otaku. Article links to Serial Killers.
3: Read article about Serial Killers. Article links to the UniBomber.
4. Read article about UniBomber. Article links to Iowa.
5. Read article about Iowa. Article links to Corn.
6. Rinse and repeat.

Anime != Corn

by 403forbidden November 20, 2010

Jumping someone elses train

Copying someone elses style, or just agreeing with what they say and believe to fit in.

What a jerk. Tom started wearing his hat backwards like John, just so he would like him. He is jumping John's train.

by VAKI5 May 8, 2005

jumping bad

Acting like a gangster, gangster wannabe

Shorty be jumping bad, acting like a thug.
Shorty likes to jump bad and act a gangster.

by TulsaHardman September 25, 2010

River Jumping

The art of jumping over rivers, so you dont have to get wet

Broude is the master of river jumping, he is never wet!

by RiverJumper19 January 7, 2010

Jumping off a dresser

To have hard core sex

Jumping off a dresser means to have sex

by katrin February 5, 2021