Reverse Jousting

Reverse Jousting is when you make a double-sided noose laced with razorblades and sprint away from one another as fast as you can. The winner is whoever dies first.

1. My friend and I both lost our jobs, so we're going reverse jousting.
2. Unbeknownst to her. my ex wife and I will be reverse jousting at the signing of our divorce papers.

by Riven Main 420 June 21, 2017

Mud Jousting

The male equivalent of scissoring, except instead of rubbing reproductive organs they rub/scissor each others assholes and sometimes balls. The joust begins when their dicks start clashing.

J: Hey A, let's go get our halter top chainmail and knight's helmet and start Mud Jousting.
A: Fuck bud, that sounds hella fun.
C: Can I join guys?
J: Aren't you always broken?

by MuddyBoy May 28, 2022

woe jousting

Conversational form, in which the participants compete to see who has experienced the most extreme sadness and misery.

The new acquaintances were woe jousting over a beer.

by Daniel Pearson August 12, 2005

Ghetto Jousting

Ghetto Jousting, a euphemism for "drive by shooting". A man drives in his car, and approaches his rival. He rolls down the window, if he shoots his target, kills him, and drives away, he wins the joust. If the target were to survive, he must drive to his target, roll down his window, and shoot him, whoever kills his target first, wins the joust.

Marty did some Ghetto Jousting against Tyrone.

by MatBarne November 22, 2011

Jousting

When two naked men with erections run straight at each other really fast, the first one to cry loses.

Man Bill and I were jousting so hard last night I almost split my ball sack

by serodino May 23, 2007

Boner Jousting

when two dudes get big boners then run at each other and try to spear one another. possibly considered a gay act but would be hardcore to see either ways. the first to draw blood or break the other dudes boner in half wins. a case of the limp dick will result in a disqualification

pat smith - "so i was really bored with my brother and we decided to have a session of boner jousting"

bennett - "sweet who won?"

pat- "my bro he had way more reach and slammed my face with his dick and broke my nose"

by hootn July 22, 2008

Jousting

The polite way of describing what happens when two gay bears (humans) meet in the locker room or at the gym. Also colloquially referred as sword fighting or cock fighting. Very common amongst male ICU/ER nurses.

Weight Lifter 1: Dude, did you see what happened when those two big dudes Lance and Chris met in the locker room after a long, hard workout? No pun intended.

Weight Lifter 2: Yeah dude, it's called jousting and it happens all the time in the ER.

by Tosser of Salads June 22, 2017