johnathin

Johnathin is my straight NI99A he pulls mad shorties claps cheeks like nothin nice size pp no homo do and he funny as fuck

meh boi Johnathin is a fkn goat at life bruski

by slussysenis December 15, 2019

Joana

The Joana that I know is someone special, someone with a big heart, and I don't say this in a lightly way being I someone picky about people. Joana is kind and cares for his family and friends and even strangers, because that's part of her profession. She's someone with a strong and fun personality, once you talk about something she's into she will "bombard" you, in a good way, with messages which shows her excitement about it. I love that about her because we have many conversations like those and they are always so insightful and kinda addictive in a way because she's so interesting and enjoys deep subjects like me, but don't get me wrong, she also likes to goof around sometimes too ahah. She usually shows a shy smile and has kind brown eyes and behind all of it her truly beautiful soul shines, I see it very clearly. I could go on and on talking about Joana, that's how much she means to me and because I feel that I really get her and she gets me.

Joana is someone that will always try to make your day a little bit better

by PoetDisguised December 2, 2021

Johnathan

The single greatest person to ever live. He is smart, kind, beautiful, and amazing in every way. He is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. You can pretty much trust anyone you meet as long as their name is Johnathan. Johnathans are the ideal human being, and all other names pale in comparison. That is why the Johnathans must rise above the non-Johnathans, and prove themselves to be the master race. If your name is not already Johnathan, you must convert to Johnathanism NOW. It is the only way. Praise Johnathan.

Johnathan 1: What did you do this weekend?
Johnathan 2: Not much, you?
Johnathan 1: Me neither.
David: Hey guys, what's up?
Johnathan 1: Shut up, nerd! Your name isn't even Johnathan!
Johnathan 2: Yeah, come back when you've changed your name to Johnathan, you worthless piece of non-Johnathan scum!

by O' Chungus November 26, 2022

Johnathen

Johnathen is one of the most amazing people you could ever meet. His name is unique because it is made from John and Nathen, he is very loving when he wants to be, and if he trusts you it means you are a VERY important person. Johnathen has a great taste in music and is always a great person to have around. He is also easy to fall in love with, because of his charm.

He is my sexy Johnathen!!

by ScaredyKat October 2, 2013

jonada

A Sexy Albanian Princess.

I wish I was as sexy as a Jonada.

by Mike Hawkishard February 7, 2008

jayna

Sweet Wonderful person

That girl is a jayna, isnt she so wonderful?

by Greaves June 18, 2004

Johnathan

The cutest, sweetest guy you will ever meet. He is also very honest and smart. Just being around him makes you forget all your troubles of the day, as he replaces it with his sweet charm. A guy that leaves an imprint on one forever. Sexually speaking, after being with him, it makes anyone else dull and unexciting. Can be moody and stubborn but, this only adds to his magnetism. Someone you would do anything for, just to see him smile.

I love making blueberry cream cheese pie for Johnathan.

by nanagoloot October 24, 2011