Joestar

A bloodline of main characters in jojo’s bizarre adventure usually the son of a joestar except for two occasions one is the son of a gay vampire named DIO Brando who stole Jonathan Joestar’s body and did the nasty with tons of women without a rubber then one had a son Giorno Giovanna and jolyne kujo Jotaro Kujo’s daughter

Man those joestars truly have bizarre adventures

by IamDIOyesmeandpucciaredating November 5, 2020

jonathan joestar

Someone comes into your life and Fucks it up

Don't worry bro your just like Jonathan joestar

by Ya_boi_joestar September 25, 2019

wiener jousting

A game where two males, fully erect, run or walk at each other at a brisk pace, trying to poke the other on the penis tip or nut sack.

Bored on a rainy saturday afternoon, Craig and Philip decided to have a wiener jousting match, where Craig defeated his foe with a mighty joust to Philip's left testicle.

by Big Timber 69 April 19, 2009

puerto rican joust

Traditionally the Puerto Rican Joust occurs when two men decide to partake in a dick measuring contest, but lack the necessary instruments needed for comparison. Similar to a game of chicken the two contenders advance towards each other on foot (rather than by automobile) with fully erect penises . Whom ever makes physical contact with the tip of there member and the opponent's abdomen (usually the belly button) is proclaimed to be the victor of the joust. If one of the contestants halts or strays from the path of collision he or she is disqualified and declared to have and/or be a pussy. The use of PDE5 inhibitors e.g. Viagra, Levitra, Cialis, is not prohibited, but strongly frowned upon.After losing a joust, whether physical or mental, injuries often result in post traumatic stress, self mutilation,homicide, banishment and/or suicide.

The most famous puerto rican joust was between popular hip hop star Justin Bieber and eccentric pop star Lady Gaga, the contest was officially declared a tie.

by ScottWeaver December 28, 2010

rectal jousting

A competition of masculine will, where two men align their buttholes against one another, and the first one to shit wins the match.

Bryan wanted to prove he was manlier than Steve, so Bryan challenged Steve to a game of rectal jousting. Bryan shit first, and won the battle, proving his masculinity was far greater than pansy-assed Steve.

by AmazingAnus January 23, 2017

soul.joestar

hot bri’ish man that’s always speaking facts 🤤😍

hey have you seen soul.joestar‘s post? He never misses 😍

by hehe 😉 March 31, 2021

Justas

A big sexy Russian that is on steroids that will steal your bitches and fuck you up if you look at him wrong but is also the nicest person you'll meet

Damn… Justas just took that dudes bitch and fucked him up, good thing me and Justas are close

by mongoloid900 June 9, 2018