The undisputed badass of the Renaissance. Attracted to prison like Oprah to ham. Before he and Inigo Jones perfected the court masque, Ben Jonson pissed King James off by cracking Scottish jokes in his plays. He Once escaped a death sentance by discovering an ancient loophole in English law, meant to protect literate members of society (aka: clergymen). The original Chewbacka defence.
by Princess Heather de la Licorne April 2, 2008
Get the Ben Jonson mug.(n) A disease of the mind involving permanent affection/obsession for a "Jon" or "Jonathan" that is untreatable; complications include heart burn, heart attack, stroke, blood clots, loss of feeling, irregular menstrual flow, pregnancy, broken heart and fatalities have occurred. Seek medical and therapeutical help immediately.
Hayleigh has a severe case of Jonorrhea.
Cassandra you should really go see someone for that Jonorrhea.
Cassandra you should really go see someone for that Jonorrhea.
by Joe Nathan II October 9, 2010
Get the Jonorrhea mug.a type of stroke in tennis where the player smashes the ball directly into the ground in front of them, or right into the net.
Jarrod: Oh man Trevor, you need to stop doing a jonwalsh. We are going to lose if you keep hitting it into the net.
by almostgoodinbed April 29, 2008
Get the jonwalsh mug.An "awksome" person. Lazy except when motivated. Likes to contradict themselves. Junwoos are quite hard-working, although they can get very distracted when they want to be. Junwoo's also curse. A lot. But that's okay because they always brush it off with a joke..sometimes.
Junwoos can have serious expressions at times, but quirkiness lies beneath it all.
Above all, Junwoos are insanely smart. They would rather do trig problems than think about logical questions like what animal they'd want to be in their next life. For future references, read their biographies. Being so smart, they'll have at least 5 different versions.
Junwoos can have serious expressions at times, but quirkiness lies beneath it all.
Above all, Junwoos are insanely smart. They would rather do trig problems than think about logical questions like what animal they'd want to be in their next life. For future references, read their biographies. Being so smart, they'll have at least 5 different versions.
"Hey what'd you get on that Science Research paper?"
"Oh, I pulled off a Junwoo and got a 99!"
"WHAT?! BUT YOU'RE SO LAZY.."
"Yea, but i really wanted to do well..so.."
"Oh, I pulled off a Junwoo and got a 99!"
"WHAT?! BUT YOU'RE SO LAZY.."
"Yea, but i really wanted to do well..so.."
by bzhanggg April 12, 2013
Get the Junwoo mug.A JoWooded game is when the publisher doesn't support its developers and the users properly, and release their videogames in the worst shape possible, rendering them totally unplayable because its full of bugs and feels unfinished.
There're a lot of JoWoodeske publishers around the world.
JoWooded also means that a person, most likely a gamer, that got cheated by buying a crappy game that fulfilled none of his/her expectations.
There're a lot of JoWoodeske publishers around the world.
JoWooded also means that a person, most likely a gamer, that got cheated by buying a crappy game that fulfilled none of his/her expectations.
Dude 1: Hey dude, what about Gothic 3: Forsaken Gods, is it worthwhile?
Dude 2: No, it's another JoWooded game, don't ever touch it if you still conserve your dignity.
Dude 1: It's really that bad? Then what about Mistmare?
Dude 2: Nooo, that's another Jowooded game.
Dude 1: But it wasn't published by JW, wasn't it?
Dude 2: No it wasn't, but it's crappy and unplayable as Forsaken Gods.
Another example:
Dude A: Man, I just adquired Dark Void. What a sh*t load of f*ck it is. I'm mad and disappointed.
Dude B: Just got JoWooded.
Dude 2: No, it's another JoWooded game, don't ever touch it if you still conserve your dignity.
Dude 1: It's really that bad? Then what about Mistmare?
Dude 2: Nooo, that's another Jowooded game.
Dude 1: But it wasn't published by JW, wasn't it?
Dude 2: No it wasn't, but it's crappy and unplayable as Forsaken Gods.
Another example:
Dude A: Man, I just adquired Dark Void. What a sh*t load of f*ck it is. I'm mad and disappointed.
Dude B: Just got JoWooded.
by Argenguy1 September 29, 2010
Get the JoWooded mug.Extremly strong sexaul feelings which bring a women to 3 times of her potential climax. This can only be achieved by very attractive women who have sex with with jonno.
by Jonno E May 9, 2005
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