joor

The l33t sp33k way to say "You Are."

Joor teh win.
Joor teh sux0r.

by The Mad Hatter August 17, 2004

san jonero

norteno that lives in san jose

its that crazy ene gato loco holms, simon its that san jonero mas chingon, ill kill anyone who be beggin fo this bone,especially when i got my four-five chrome

by $LEEPY January 20, 2004

Jonorrhea

(n) A disease of the mind involving permanent affection/obsession for a "Jon" or "Jonathan" that is untreatable; complications include heart burn, heart attack, stroke, blood clots, loss of feeling, irregular menstrual flow, pregnancy, broken heart and fatalities have occurred. Seek medical and therapeutical help immediately.

Hayleigh has a severe case of Jonorrhea.

Cassandra you should really go see someone for that Jonorrhea.

by Joe Nathan II October 9, 2010

jonard

A large plant found near the ridges of the Amazon River said to be a spiritual healing tool for the native tribes camping afar.

The man used a jonard to cure his pain of sickness.

by Herbal Master April 25, 2007

mother joner

Substitute for "mother fucker" at times when the latter may seem overused or too expected. Works best when juxtaposed with at least one word of improper English. Usually heard spoken by Burger King night porters, Borders employees and bus drivers.

I just mopped the whole dining room...I'm tireder than a "mother joner"

by Mark J-Rok December 24, 2008

Joner

A Term used to describe the Boner of a Jonas Brother.

"God Joe must have been really happy at the concert. He had a huge Joner" "Well he's surrounded by tons of beautiful girls"

by Meggy1010 July 3, 2008

Jontrell

Jontrell is an athlete. He has a big heart but will reject you if you turn on him. Jontrell is a nice person but may be classified as mean. His zodiac sign is Pisces.

Jontrell is very athletic.

by Tyler Trandom October 9, 2018