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Handgelina Jolie

The hand your often masturbate with, a pun to Angelina Jolie
Forever Alone Guy: Be right back, gonna have a quick meeting with Handgelina Jolie
by MutahMan March 6, 2011
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Angelina Jolie

Actress born June 4, 1975 in Los Angeles, California. Daughter of actor Jon Voight. Starred in movies such as Gone in 60 Seconds, Gia, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Don't Say A Word, Life or Something Like It, Original Sin, Girl, Interrupted, and more. Currently dating Brad Pitt and is pregnant with his child. Formerly married to Billy Bob Thornton and Jonny Lee Miller. Adopted 2 children, Maddox and Zahara.

She is known for her big lips (the ones on her face, get your mind out of the gutter, you perverts!) ;) She is very attractive, but IMHO, she is overrated. There are plenty of celebrities who are just as attractive or even more so and don't get nearly as much attention as she does.
Angelina Jolie is an attractive actress who has been in many films.
by jessica201978 January 30, 2006
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jolie blonde

The archetypical Cajun song, supposedly written by a prisoner about a beautiful woman who left him for another. It is considered the unofficial Cajun anthem. The painter George Rodrigue made an especially touching and effective painting of this fictional character, who has replaced the insipid Evangeline as representative of the Cajun sensibility.
It's not a fais-do-do (impromptu dance attended by people of all ages) unless the band plays "Jolie Blonde."
by eViL pOp TaRt January 24, 2006
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Jolie

The most amazing girl in the world. Her apperence will blow you mind. She loves to dance. Also a sexual goddess. But she normally dates stupid guys. but her really lover is normally a close friend.
Damn, that girl can dance like Jolie.
by EmergencyExit September 1, 2011
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Jolie

Jolie is a brownish blondish hair girl with hazel eyes. She is hella thic and likes lots of boys!😍 Lots of boys like her too! Sometimes she can be a bitch! She’s not afraid to fight anyone and if someone messes with her or her friends she will go after them! She is beautiful and smartish girl with attitude. She is very sweet to adults and her friends but when people are being annoying her attitude comes out! She is a very loving, caring, and hot person(at least what most people say). Lots of girls hate on her because they want to be her
Boy1: whos that hot chick over there ?
Boy2: THATS JOLIE YOU DONT KNOW HER?!
Boy1:🤤😍
Boy2:😍🤤
by Stitch_girl June 5, 2018
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Jolie

Jolie is the most amazing girl in the world. She is very pretty and knows how to handle tough situations. She is an awesome lover. She is also great with kids and loves everybody. When She likes someone she likes them for awhile and is loyal to him. She loves dancing. She loves animals. She is Amazing
person 1: Is that Jolie
person 2: Yeah thats her
person 1: *boner*
person 2: *another boner*
by Sj April 3, 2013
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joline

Joline is usually a person who is pretty chill. they usually like to listen to rockish music nd they get boyfriends easy nd stick with them long. they have brown hair usually if they have blonde they a little on the slutty side. when they are younger they are a bit of a nerd, but they do grow up to be wonderful.
Joline was so rocking at that concert.
by Samantha Bus July 3, 2008
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