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johntom

(verb)
1. to blitzkrieg the enemy with loads of facts and figures;
2. to relentlessly and deliberately confuse with obscure academic topics that have been meticulously researched;
3. to use flashcards as a primary means of communication.
I totally johntommed (alternately: did a johntom to) everyone at that meeting last night with my lecture about the Chinese refinancing American foreign debt in yuans!
by diplo85 September 22, 2008
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Johnathon

Johnathon is an absolute amazing person. Hands down the funniest person to meet. He has an amazing smile, that could light up any room. His personality is so amazing, he puts others before himself, and he's so outgoing. He has such a kind heart. He is extremely handsome, and he has great hair. He is always there when you need him, and he always sticks by your side no matter whats going on. His eyes are beautiful, and he is so caring. He's the greatest boyfriend.
I love Johnathon.
by kykycakes December 20, 2019
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Johnathan

Dis a nigga wit hoes who fuck bad Biches for fun and got friends that's solid like rocks while he can also be a asshole for at the same time is he quite so loyal
Da aaaaaamn imma become a Johnathan one day wit these thirties
by King_dagger_dick November 22, 2018
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Johntemplate

the action of going to the bathroom to think.
Brian: where did Matt go?
James: he is so stressed about how to figure out the problem he went to the bathroom to johntemplate to think up a solution.
by Port-a Johnson July 18, 2016
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johnathan

Someone who is a hard worker, and usually will date someone with an A, M, or E name. He is usually very kind to everyone he meets and generally has a great attitude towards his friends. he is respectful and really nice to his peers. But overall, the M will take his heart
Girl 1: look at johnathan helping her!
Girl 2: how sweet!!
by 22222Lmaoooooooo April 3, 2020
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Johnathan C. Eldritch

Johnathan C. Eldritch , often abbreviated to JCE or shortened to John or Johnny, is a fictional character within the "PHOBOS" ARG webseries. He first appeared in voice only, speaking in a transatlantic accent, but was later revealed in a humanoid form. Johnathan is depicted as a tall man in a suit and loosely-fitting tie, having a white skeleton-like face and horns in the shape of cartoon arrows. His face is expressive, shown to blink and emote when talking.

Note that the character's last name, Eldritch, is likely in reference to Lovecraftian fiction. Indeed, the character is theorized to be an adaptation of Nylarlathotep from the Lovecraft mythos, albeit with a striking design an dpersonality overhaul.
"Johnathan C. Eldritch glared menacingly at the last cupcake!"
by SuperCooper778 October 11, 2021
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JohnSherman

A sudden emotional and aggravated outburst which consists of loud and violent screams as well as destructive behavior commonly aimed towards objects and or people. It can be brought on by the most minute of occurrences and often in the most inconvenient of times. When one experiences a John Sherman, they often will notice and intense eye rubbing as well as a series of uncontrollable and startling sneezing fit.
When Franklin flipped out and smashed a glass at the bar for the mere reason that his beer having a little to much head, he totally went all JohnSherman on everyone's asses.
by mtoodope September 19, 2011
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