(verb)
1. to blitzkrieg the enemy with loads of facts and figures;
2. to relentlessly and deliberately confuse with obscure academic topics that have been meticulously researched;
3. to use flashcards as a primary means of communication.
1. to blitzkrieg the enemy with loads of facts and figures;
2. to relentlessly and deliberately confuse with obscure academic topics that have been meticulously researched;
3. to use flashcards as a primary means of communication.
I totally johntommed (alternately: did a johntom to) everyone at that meeting last night with my lecture about the Chinese refinancing American foreign debt in yuans!
by diplo85 September 22, 2008
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I love Johnathon.
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Dis a nigga wit hoes who fuck bad Biches for fun and got friends that's solid like rocks while he can also be a asshole for at the same time is he quite so loyal
by King_dagger_dick November 22, 2018
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James: he is so stressed about how to figure out the problem he went to the bathroom to johntemplate to think up a solution.
James: he is so stressed about how to figure out the problem he went to the bathroom to johntemplate to think up a solution.
by Port-a Johnson July 18, 2016
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Get the johnathan mug.Johnathan C. Eldritch , often abbreviated to JCE or shortened to John or Johnny, is a fictional character within the "PHOBOS" ARG webseries. He first appeared in voice only, speaking in a transatlantic accent, but was later revealed in a humanoid form. Johnathan is depicted as a tall man in a suit and loosely-fitting tie, having a white skeleton-like face and horns in the shape of cartoon arrows. His face is expressive, shown to blink and emote when talking.
Note that the character's last name, Eldritch, is likely in reference to Lovecraftian fiction. Indeed, the character is theorized to be an adaptation of Nylarlathotep from the Lovecraft mythos, albeit with a striking design an dpersonality overhaul.
Note that the character's last name, Eldritch, is likely in reference to Lovecraftian fiction. Indeed, the character is theorized to be an adaptation of Nylarlathotep from the Lovecraft mythos, albeit with a striking design an dpersonality overhaul.
by SuperCooper778 October 11, 2021
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When Franklin flipped out and smashed a glass at the bar for the mere reason that his beer having a little to much head, he totally went all JohnSherman on everyone's asses.
by mtoodope September 19, 2011
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