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Jonah

A person who only watches the spiciest and the dankest of dank memes.
Your name is Jonah.
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Jonah

The name Jonah comes from the ancient Hebrew word meaning Dove. The white dove is a symbol of peace. A white dove carrying an olive branch or twig is a symbol of extending the hand of friendship and offering to make peace.
Therefore the name Jonah or a Jonah is actually traditionally referring to a bringer of peace . The story of Jonah appears in the Bible, it is a story about a man who undergoes deep personal transformation and learns to put others before himself. The story has been misinterpreted by some who did not understand the deeper moral to the story of Jonah , causing a misuse of the name in some colloquial contexts. Modern people generally do not observe negative definitions and the name has become popular again in the 21sr century.
Jonah is a good friend
by Prof November 29, 2016
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johnavan

A handsome guy who is different from others. He stands out in a crowd, and can easily make you happy. He's gentle, kind, caring, sweet, and so much more. He's gone through tough times, but has made it through them, and continues to carry on with life. Sometimes, he worries a lot, but that's okay. We all worry about things in life. He loves jelly babies, and loves his music. He's really amazing, and I don't know what I would have done if I hadn't met him.
Why aren't there more Johnavan's in the world?
by Nightmare_Fuel February 27, 2017
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Jonah

a swaggie man. the swaggiest man you will ever meet.
jonah is god
by jonahthefirst May 5, 2021
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Jonah Nut Sandwich

Tis when you ejaculate semen upon a peanut butter and fluff sandwich originally
Girl: Hey what is this sandwich it is sooo good.
Me: It is my classic Jonah Nut Sandwich
by RCCMMJNC December 1, 2017
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Johnchris

Johnchris is a name that can only be described as out of this world the man himself is a legend a superhuman he can without a doubt fuck any girl he wants yours his or my girl they all belong to him we are just borrowing them he is so amazing he can see when your about to hate on him and curve it like a punch thrown from Conner mcgregger he is the best fighter in the world no man can beat him but he is so strong he wishes not to use violence his words are like honey to your ears he can have you wiping his ass with your own paycheck if he wishes his life is like a story that can only be written by Shakespeare because of how poetic it is his story would have to be told by different people with the best knowledge in their fields for the funny parts of his life Adam Sandler would be required to narrate for his charisma only Matthew McConaughey could tell that his adventures well only the great Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson could speak of Johnchris is so talented he once made a girl cum with his cock while he was soft he has eyes that can switch color from ocean blue to sea green he can speak every language known to man even the dead ones he taught King Arthur how to use Excalibur he can beat Chuck Norris, Bruce lee, Jet lee, Ip man, and Jackie Chan at the same time with one hand behind his back his cock is so huge it is what causes the earthquakes in California and the tsunamis in Asia and the hurricanes on the coast
Madi: I want Johnchris to make me his girlfriend I can't imagine life without him. Abbie: Me too I want him to make me whatever he wants .
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johanah

Johanah is a girl who has many personalities. She can be both rude in a sarcastic way but she can also be very sweet. Her sense of humor is what makes up most of her. She’s weird but in a good way. There is a downside to Johanah, she has a boy craze, and always goes for the wrong type of guys. She never says yes to a guy who really wants her but will always try to go for a guys who doesn’t want her. But in conclusion, she is one of a kind and any guy should be more than happy to have her.
Dude Johanah has such a weird personality but I love it!
Have you met Johanah? She’s always going for the wrong guys.
by Maxy pooh September 10, 2020
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