Johnell

A very cool kid who basically doesn't say no to any dare, he hasn't pussied out of 98% of all the dares given to him. He is what is known as a savage. He is also a wamen respecter, he doesn't get involved in cringey gang shit. He also plays basketball, he is an MVP that literally never rests. He likes to play with his 2,000 side chicks, and remember, even your mom rides him :)

Wow, Johnell really crossed Ryan up the other day?!
Elijah: Yeah I heard that Ryan l i t e r a l l y broke his ankles, he got rushed to the emergency room.

The crowd: wHoA!! Im gonna start riding on Johnell too!
The 8th graders: OMG HE IS EVEN BETTER THAN MICHAEL JAIDEN!!!

by inevitableloser November 24, 2018

johneauah

Someone who is very truthful, faithful and someone who dreams big

Johneauah....

by Johneauah January 23, 2020

Johney

Usually the most interesting person in a discord server, either hated or loved with no inbetween.

"Johney isn't active right now? What's the point of sending a message then"

by coomlag January 15, 2022

Joeensofsoxd

A funny way to say you agree.

“You think that Tom likes Joëlle? Hahaha Joeensofsoxd”

by Joepdewabby May 2, 2022

elton johner

One who is truthfully gay, but pretends to be straight by having either a girlfriend or wife.

Jamie, a very well known elton johner, (he may be found at the local gay bar)

by Gatalicious September 20, 2007

Jolee Hot

Somebody who is hotter than hot. So attractive they make you wet.

I know I'm hot, but I want to be Jolee Hot!

by go feminism my body my rules April 24, 2017

jaheeyazussah

Correct pronunciation of the five letter word 'JESUS' by southern baptist evangelists. Properly introduced below. The final syllable is strongly under accented, almost as if the mouth had dropped open blankly after the final 's' sound.

I say, you are going to HAY-el, if you don't bu-LEAVE in ja-HEEya-zus(sah).

by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003