Jerusalem

City in Israel/Palestine that is contested between Judaism, Christianity and Islam as a holy city. Probably THE most contested city in the world. Countless wars have been waged by all three religions to control this city. It is now inhabited mainly by Israeli Jews, Arab Muslims and Armenian Christians.

Another army took over Jerusalem today, as the Middle East erupted into violence again.

by Kiran the Man September 11, 2008

Jerusalem Cruisers

The most simple type sandal. Made up of a bottom and two straps, with one around the ankle, that keep them on. Reminiscent of Old World style because of simplicity. Alt: Any sandals that look like Jesus would've worn.

Brian jumped off that rock and into the lake. His Jerusalem Cruisers kept him from biffing it.

by uw22tw July 28, 2010

Jerusalem Skyline

A style of jewish nose that looks like the jerusalem skyline:
flat flat flat DOME OF THE ROCK flat flat flat

Me: damn look at that fine ass jew bitch

Other Kid: yeah shes pretty good cept for that Jerusalem Skyline she's got on her face piece

by WafflehouseXIX March 24, 2010

Jerusalem Fight

A fight in which the combatants get completely naked and the goal of the fight is to rip off the other persons penis.

"Joe and Matt had a jerusalem fight yesterday, now Matt will never have kids."

by tuckfard July 31, 2012

Jeresh

The Person who has parents and is a dick to everyone.

"Hey look it's Jeresh." "Man I wish I had parents unlike Jeresh who has them.

by MrSteeletrap November 2, 2019

Jerusalem Weekend

When you have Friday (Muslim sabbath) off in addition to Saturday (Jewish sabbath) and Sunday (Christian sabbath).

Late Thursday afternoon:

Bill: Hey Chad will I see you in the office tomorrow morning?

Chad: No, I started hooking up with Alice. We are taking tomorrow off and are going to fuck all day. It will be a Jerusalem Weekend.

by Emanuel Goldstein April 2, 2021

Jenushan

Jenushan is a typical short,black,stinky bitch that always refuses to go to the gym because he hates loosin all that fat he is carrying around all day.
He is usually a dark skinned Sri Lankan man that stinks like absolute SHIT.
Everybody hates a Jenushan and thats a fact.There is no person on earth that could survive listening to a single word this man says without wanting to blow their BRAINS out.
We hate all Jenushans.

Luhsanny-Eww who is that ugly ahh jit

Franko-I bet he is a Jenushan..what a fucking faggot lmao.

by LUHSHUSH May 30, 2022