Jarron

An absolute legend. When anyone see him, their eyeballs pop out of their head and roll back in excitement.

man, Jarron is a bloody legend

by Big SHaq The Third March 25, 2019

jerkoff-mobile

A very complex machine utilizing a combination of torsional motion and varying stresses and strains, implemented by a complex system of pulleys and hydraulic levers. The system, operating at an astronomical 72% efficiency, is perfect for thermodynamic calculations, maximizing the output of the internal combustion engine, cooking eggs, and jerking off chodes.

Dude1) "Did you finish calibrating the hydrolic pressure meter on the jerkoff-mobile?"

Dude2) "No, but I busted a giant load..."

by Brooks Brothers February 2, 2007

Jebrovah's Witness

One who adheres strictly to the Bro Code and preaches door to door from the Book of Brob.

Dude, Kyle keeps trying to get me to join Sigma Phi. He's such a Jebrovah's Witness.

by NilBilly April 8, 2010

Jebron

Me steal yo girl

Jebron will still your girlfriend as quick as lightning

by Eat ass 1772 November 21, 2018

Jarron

A handsome, protective, loveable guy who's always there for those he cares about. Dark-haired and dark-eyed, with a smile that makes you melt. He'll make you fall before you even know it, and anyone would be lucky to be with him.

Person one: Wow, that Jarron really is amazing, wish he was looking at me.
Person two: And I'm glad that he's looking at me.

by Girl in the red leather jacket July 3, 2020

Jarrow Flasher

An infamous person located in the small place of Jarrow, in Newcastle (England). He frequently exposes others to his pasty white body and tiny twig and berries in order to gratify his sick sexual thrills.

I saw the Jarrow Flasher last night..

No shit! Where?

Where do you think numpty, in Jarrow! He jumped out of the bushes and exposed his man parts. At least I think they were man parts. It was very cold... Dirty Jarrow Flasher

by phillwillkill July 28, 2011

Jarron

One of the best men you will meet normally brown hair and brown eyes all the girls love him and want to bang he has a long dick and loves to be the center of attention. He gets the girls but has his eyes on one.

I just love jarron

by Dr clean July 31, 2019