hudson river jellyfish

The used condoms you find floating near the docks and shores of the hudson river. They get this name b/c they kind of float there and are white and yeah its just nasty.

When you look down next to the dock to put the boat in the water and theres a hudson river jellyfish floating there....

by Ualbany Crew May 6, 2006

jelly-wood

a term used for a somewhat excited penis that is between the two stages of limp and boner, most guys will work their penis up to the jelly-wood stage before they whip it out to impress innocent bystanders

"Dude, What the fuck? What's your hand doin' in your pants?"
"Chill out man, I'm just tryin' to get a jelly-wood so I can flop my dick out."

by Platinum Pimp March 7, 2006

JELLY JOPLIN

When putting jelly or jam on your penis and inserting it into someones ass to treat low blood sugar .

My diabetic girlfriend was acting lethargic so I gave her the old Jelly Joplin.

by Firedawg29445 September 1, 2019

Jellyfish

A state of euphoria resembling a brainless underwater creature usually caused by drugs, music, alcohol, or some combination of all the above.

Sheldon was so jellyfish that he passed out while standing at the EDM festival

by MalaysianSensation November 16, 2015

Jellyfish Fastball

This move is done after engaging in doggystyle secks. The man ejaculates into the woman's vagina. He then holds his hand like a cup underneath the semen (Jellyfish) filled vagina. With his other hand he grabs the woman's side and begins to tickle her. If done correctly it will cause a muscle contraction that forces the semen from the vagina into the cupped hand. When the woman turns to look back to see what is going on, that is when the male siezes the opportunity and hits her right in between the eyes with a Jellyfish Fastball.

That bitch was so pissed when I hit her with a sidearm Jellyfish Fastball!

by Hoostin10 September 20, 2011

Pocket Jelly

A reference to semen inside a male's pants or shorts that results from a close encounter with a stripper (lap dance) or other exciting moment that resulted in one "jizzing in their pants". Usually leaves a wet spot visible from outside the clothing, and can often be felt inside the pockets.

As in "Wow, that girl was so hot! I just dropped a pound of pocket jelly thinking of her!"

by bazzr July 30, 2010

jelly

Being jealous, or hating

The girls are jelly, the jealous of me

by VanessaKayy April 3, 2008