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Jason Kenney

A conservative politician who professes family values but is himself a closeted homosexual. Derived from Canadian Minister of Immigration Jason Kenney.
Q. Hey, did you meet Minister John Baird's new girlfriend at the Conservative Party Christmas Ball last night? She's HOT!

A. No way Baird's got a girlfriend - he's a Jason Kenney, donchaknow?
by Gilles Du December 6, 2010
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Jason Segel

Actor/Screenwriter, 29 years old.
Began career on the tv show "Freaks and Geeks" playing Nick. Currently stars in the NBC hit "How I met your Mother" as Marshall.
Featured in a handful of tv shows and movies such as "Knocked Up" but is best known for his leading role in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall". Segel also wrote the screenplay. He has said in interviews that he based his 10 years of hapless dating when writing FSM. You can catch his most recent film "I love you, Man" now. He is also writing Disney's the new Muppet movie. He likes to play with muppets. He also can play the piano and composed some of the soundtrack for Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Jason is an extremely talented dude. And while his career is on FIRE he comes across as humble, lovable and genuine in interviews. He is a present day "every man" . He claims to not be very successful when it comes to dating and has even used real life heart beaks in his work. He has a very large fan base of women who think he is dreamy.

He dated ER actress, Linda Cardellini from 2001-2006. He was seen several times with Drew Barrymore in 2008. And there was some speculation about Evan Rachel Wood when photos surfaced. He is currently "painfully single" (as of April 2009)

Jason was raised in the Pacific Palisades of CA. He has a older brother, Adam, who is 4 years older and a younger sister named Alison (Ali) who is 6 years his junior. His Father is a successful corporate attorney and his mother is a home maker.

Jason enjoys Muppet's, drinking, music, basketball, comedy and women
Jason Segel is today's version of Jimmy Stewart.
by millymoo303 April 8, 2009
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Jason Mraz

The most nifty keen man alive. He is a singer and musician. His most famous hits include "The Remedy", "I'm Yours", and "Lucky". It's hard to put a label on Jason Mraz or his music. The only thing I can think of is Frigging Amazing! This man has a great voise combined with a unique sound that never get's boring. His lyrics are the best and they leave you reeling. He was born on June 23, 1977 in Mechanicsville Virginia. Jason Mraz rocks my socks.
Jason Mraz AKA Mr. A-Z
by Dynamo of Volition April 28, 2011
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Jason Bourne

See: badass
Character from the books The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy, and The Bourne Ultimatum, which were all later made into movies. A (former) secret agent with the uncanny ability to capture, kill, or threaten virtually any man on the planet, no matter how high the cost or how risky the operation or how well-protected the individual. Though he actually dislikes killing, and has only assassinated one man--the name of whom I won't spoil--he's the best at what he does.
Not to be confused with David Webb, the mild-mannered college professor from Maine.
by Nehemiah September 16, 2005
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Jason Waud

The cutest boy on earth. He deserves the whole world and more so if you hurt him i’ll hurt you.
Person one: “have you seen Jason waud?”
Person two: “oh yeah, the cutest boy ever?”
by okaywaud February 10, 2019
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Dirty Jason

A crazy skateboarder that bangs hot chicks while living the dream and smoking weed
Theres dirty jason high as hell skating the town heading to the baddest bitch in towns house to get laid
by Old geezer brains June 11, 2018
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Jason Soroka

When the size of a person's voice doesn't quite fit the size of their body.
"so i met this girl last night. she was real tiny and cute but her voice was deeper than mine! it was very jason soroka."
by Eric_stevens June 23, 2008
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