Junglesalt

The dried salt that is left over from a booty that was glistening with sweat.

Yeah bro, so when I got home from work early my spot on the couch was crusted in junglesalt.

by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020

Jingle-jangle

A fun drug that’s only sold in Riverdale that can make you stay up for days! In more ways than one.

A ginger: “dude I hear you sell drugs I need some to stay up?“
Dude: “bro I got you I’ll sell you some jingle-jangle“

by Twaggy October 27, 2017

Wang Jangler

1. A tool used as a whisk to mix ingredients during cooking.

2. A prostitute.

1. "Have you seen my wang jangler?"

2. "I oughtta smack the shit outta that wang jangler for sneakin' cash behind my ass!"

by somestupiddegenerate January 1, 2018

jangle fucked

A situation that involves several entities that are in disarray to the highest degree.

Because my computer, Iphone, and WiFi were all down, everything was just jangle fucked.

by Hookster479 March 14, 2017

wang jangle

To stir or mix

I'm just going go ahead and wang jangle this potato salad.

by dub-a-lub-a-dub-dub November 8, 2015

janglies

1) A frozen espresso drink made with "high caffeine" content beans, 100% pure chocolate syrup, whole milk and chocolate ice cream. Invented by a group of coffee freaks @ 1994 in Santa Rosa, CA that had way to much time on their hands.

2) A euphoric state brought on by mass consumption of the non-alcoholic drink "janglies".

1) "Dude, why don't ya come over and we'll drink janglies and smoke cigarette's all day."

2)"Man I feel like I been up drinking janglies all night."

by DJ Schweitz July 7, 2010

key jangler

A key jangler or key jangling refers to anything that attempts to entertain the audience with the same (for example) jokes, one-liners, pranks, skits, (etc.) or anything similar which expects the audience to burst into laughter. Key jangling goes back to how a parent would jangle their keys in front of their baby to make them laugh or to distract them, which often works however, eventually becomes stale and unfunny over time as the baby would simply get tired and annoyed of the same material.

This term actually comes from one of Huggbees (A YouTube channel) videos titled: "The Forgotten Absurdist Comedy" from 0:20s onwards. He describes how:

"The current trend of comedy from sources such as YouTube, skits and TV shows coming from awkward dialogue, awkward characters and awkward pauses tends to just be one joke that they stretch for about 20 minutes to you."

and

"Modern internet memes are the comedy equivalent of this:" *proceeds to be a key jangler and jangles his keys in front of the camera while reeling YouTubes vast meme compilations behind him*

by illiterate illegitimate February 27, 2021