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jason day

A day which consists of eating pesto pasta, watching youtube and playing fortnite. The intention is to be productive and work but realistically, it never happens. People who indulge in jason days are usually greek or have greek connections (i.e. a greek house mate)
Luke: Hi Jack, what is your plan for the day?
Jack: Alright Luke, probably going to have a jason day I haven't had pesto in a while.
by ilikeherbutshehasboyfriend March 12, 2018
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jesse jackson

verb. To make millions of dollars by founding a "non-profit" organization which threatens large companies with boycotts unless they "contribute" tens of thousands of dollars to the organization.
NASCAR was jesse jacksoned into donating money to the rainbow/push coalition.
by hankanatorX July 1, 2003
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Michael Jacksoning

Totally losing track of time at the sight, sound or movement of Michael Jackson....suffering many burnt meals, being late all the time, sitting in agony being bitten by mosquitoes but unable to move from your TV/computer or put your phone down!
"Sorry honey, dinner is a bit uhmmm toasty, I've been Michael Jacksoning all day!"
Warning: Michael Jacksoning is intensely enjoyable and may interfere with your normal activities.

It can drive you to distraction--and you'll love it.
by Moon Child November 1, 2012
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Jason Biggs

That dude from american pie. who put his dick in a mother fucking pie. an ordianry man untill he fucked a pie
Clerk: is there anything else i can help you today with sir?

Jason Biggs: nah thanks but i have a quesion in relation to my purchase of this pie.

Clerk: Yes?

Jason Biggs: how long do i micro-wave this shit for untill its the perfect tempreture to have sex with?

Clerk: ..... Get the fuck outa my shop before i stab you
by suprafromhell January 11, 2010
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MICHAEL JACKSONING

Getting your swag on – so all the guys want to be like you and all the girls fall at your feet.
I just saw a real cool guy Michael Jacksoning.
by TooLittleTooLate October 24, 2012
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Percy Jackson

Sassy fictional character from A series of books written by rick riordan.
Best fandom ever? Percy Jackson by far!
by PseudoTuber January 17, 2015
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jason voorhees

The hockey mask wearing, machete wielding killer in the Friday the 13th movies.

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A little bit of history:

It was thought that Jason Voorhees had drowned in Crystal Lake when he was 11 years old, because the coucelers weren't paying attention.

A year after that on Friday the 13th two councilers were murdered
The camp got closed but was reopened after a couple of years (On a Friday the 13th)
The killings started again and it was soon clear that Jason's mother, Pamela Voorhees, was the murderer.
She took revenge on the coucilers because they didn't pay attention to her child.

The only survivor, Alice, decapitated Pamela.
Jason saw his mother being decapitated and took revenge on everyone who came back to Camp Crystal Lake, he even went down to Manhatten once and he also went into outer space.

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Jason first appeared in the end of Friday the 13th as a deformed half rotting kid that jumped out of the water, this was actually a dream of Alice.
Then he appeared with a brown sack on his head and after that with the hocky mask wich is now pretty much his trademark.

Jason never really runs, but strangely he always manages to keep up with his victims and always manages to get to the hidingplace of the teens before the teens themselves.
The teens always appear to be very stupid in the movies (besides some eceptions)

Stupid teenager examples:
1. The woods are scary, let's go in!
2. All our friends have mysteriously dissapeared, let's have sex!

Oh yeah and Jason never dies, he just keeps coming back and because of that the movie people keep making sequels.

Jason was also resurrected by Freddy Krueger to scare the kids on Elm Street so they would believe in Freddy again.
But Jason just couldn't stop killing the teens on Elm Street, because of this Freddy got mad and decided to take care of Jason himself and thus started the showdown between two great slasher icons.

FUNNY FACT: Whenever people start to have sex in the movies, Jason starts killing.
And never ever have sex in Jason's movies, seriously he fucking hates that! And you wil just start another killing spree because you couldn't control your hormones.
by dbdragon July 25, 2008
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