Jaywhacking

The act (usually by a male) of masturbating while jaywalking in public.

"Yo, man! Did you see that naked, exhibitionist/pervert jaywhacking through traffic?!"

by Parhelioness July 13, 2013

Jacksmacked

The process in which one is jacked up and smacked down at the same time. Jacksmack

That dude just jacksmacked the hell out that fool.

I will jacksmack your ass if you ever talk to me like that again.

I wouldn't mess with that dude I heard he's a jacksmacker.

by Jaedya May 17, 2018

Jackshanked

when you get stabbed masturbating

jack got Jackshanked by kempy

by MaskedSamurai May 7, 2019

jackwanker

A person who acts as if they masturbate to themselves perpetually being bigoted jackasses, so as to overcompensate for their undoubtedly small penises.

Jackwanker 1: "Hur, hur, hur, he's craaazzzeee! HUR HUR!!"

Autistic person they're pointing to, under breath: "Ugh, what an asshole."

Jackwanker 2: "Hur hur, I'm an asshole furr bein' a bigot?! Hur hur PSYCHO!"

All jackwankers: *the furious sounds of their masturbation, followed by them stinking up the place with the miniscule droplets of cum that eventually leak out the tip of their micropenises*

Autistic person: *exasperated sigh*

by finbarr.robespierre October 17, 2019

Jackowacko

Jackowacko means your very solid and have lots of muscles

Hey bro your such a jackowacko

by Jackowacko1874 October 28, 2019

jackchickenslol

People who don’t like jacks but the y love chicken

ughh I hate/love jackchickenslol

by DICKBUTTCHIKENBITCHASS June 1, 2020

Jackack

A very incredibly hot and attractive person

Jackack is so cool

by cactus's simp May 14, 2021