jackoff sock

A sock for which the male humanoid ejaculates into when masturbating

When the contractors came over to work on my house they accidentally found my jackoff sock cuz' I forgot to hide it.

by me.....)()( March 26, 2008

wacko jacko

A stupid sick name for a great musical incon. He is bigger then Madonna and ELvis and SOld loads more records.

wacko jacko, is a freak!

by Dave M March 7, 2004

JackSucksAtLife

A Minecraft YouTuber who has over 1million subscribers. He most recently collaborated with YouTuber memeulous.

Person 1: Ah did you see JackSucksAtLife collaborate with Memeulous??
Person 2: Damn, I didn’t..send the link pls

by I can make your life hell... December 17, 2019

jackoff in the box

Pathetic fast food chain, chiefly in California, more commonly known as Jack in the Box. The greasy, unhealthful tacos, however, are delicious.

Hey Bill, you griznoid, would you like to go to Barfy's, Hardon's, Pizza Slut, Taco Smell, or Jackoff in the Box?

by andy1 May 27, 2005

jackovitch

(noun) combination of a "jackass" and a "son of a bitch" in one quick and easy word

That jackovitch fell asleep at the bus terminal with his mouth open. What the bums did to him I cannot repeat here.

by Nick Conti December 27, 2004

Jackoffaddickt

When a person is addicted to masturbation.

Dude I stay home and jack off 10 times a day! I'm such a Jackoffaddickt.

by Mr.Clown June 22, 2009

Jackonade

A mix drink comprised of Jack Daniels and pink lemonade.

I didnt have any soda to mix my Jack with so I made some Jackonade.

by RTSC September 21, 2009