To jerk off with a hair gel/ hairspray mix and try to ejaculate while attempting to Growing up Gotti up your pubes.
Man, I got so bored the other night that when my girl left for work, I preformed the great Johnston Jackoff Challenge.
by Johnnie Walker's Chauffer December 26, 2008
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by Deep blue 2012 October 29, 2009
Get the diva jackoff sleeve mug.A celebritory dance in which an individual, usually a women, excitedly makes handjob motions to their left and right simultaneously, giving the appearance of wacking two guys off on either side of them
When Sally won the showcase showdown she cried with joy while vigorously doing the double fisted jackoff.
by Jeff Conwell June 16, 2010
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Jeff's fav quote: Go BIG or go home with one who is
Jeff's fav quote: Go BIG or go home with one who is
by one pissed off mama March 24, 2011
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"I haven't masturbated in a week; time for a jackoff assault"--or--"A couple of us finished her/him off with a jackoff assault".
by darkangel18 May 8, 2015
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Get the undisgraceful jackoff mug.Look at this shit guys! Jack Dorcey just 'vibe-coded' a messaging app. SOMEHOW... NOT EXACTLY THE SAME THING I DID WITH AI. How is that not the same fucking thing to you?
Hym "Jackoff Dorcey did a vibe code and made an app. I did the same exact with AI except I basically used humanity like a quantum computer and made AI. Additionally, writing about what I thinking about likely tilts the algorithm toward data that would be relevant. Seeing a lot of AI news now. But there is a virus of the Bible about this too! 'Leaving those who don't follow God in the darkness' It's their fucking Jew Strategum! They just don't want to have to admit that I'm a better warlord than God! That's what this really is!"
by Hym Iam July 11, 2025
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