jack off

if you're under 13: you're not cool enough to know what it means. come back when you wake up and its sticky in your danger zone.

if you're over 13: why the FUCK would you need to look up the definition of "jack off?" did your balls not drop yet?
why the hell would any guy who's hit puberty need to look up what "jack off" means?
by un-dumbassify yourself, please January 03, 2010
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jack off

when I was 12 I would do it 3-4x a day.
by alex December 30, 2003
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Jack Off

Jack Off: When a male masturbates.
Fank is going to jack off in his room.
by ~Keyona January 10, 2004
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jacking off

Most people like jacking off
by Anonymous April 30, 2003
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Jacked Off

When the protagonist of the TV series 24, Jack Bauer, kills someone who had a name in the show.
Ha, I'm so happy that wench Dana Walsh antagonist got Jacked Off
by ThatGuyWithTheHook May 04, 2010
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Jacking off

When a young man or old man (can be both) get hard or also known as horny, they're penis starts to rise up. If they don't have anyone at the moment to help them with their needs, then they go to a private place such as the shower or their bed or also local wal-mart and go in a up and down motion on their penis. Causing them to feel the pleasure of having sex with a girl, or also feel the burn. When they reached their maximum pleasure a tasty substances called cum squirts out, and that is when he or she knows they are done jacking off.
Last night i could hear my dad jacking off

Me and your dad jacked off to porn last night
by iknowuwithallmymight May 14, 2010
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jacking off

Billy stop jacking off into the pancake mix
by Defineking9045 December 19, 2015
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