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jackbag

(Noun)The virtual location in the cerebral cortex in which a masturbator solicits their historical fantasies to initiate and sustain the human orgasmic process to completion. The capacity of the jackbag is correlated to sexual experiences and history of the owner. Items may be subtracted as more prominent, more pleasureable events are placed there.
1. Joe had it hot with Sally.
Now on his own, he reaches into his "jackbag" to revisit his memories with her to begin his self-love. Joe has moved Betty and Trixie out of his "jackbag" to make room for Sally.
2. I couldn't sleep last night so I reached deep into my "jackbag" and had a splooge-fest that knocked me out.
by rburban December 9, 2008
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Jacamo

A jacamo is an assholish moron, someone who acts stupidly shity.
God.. Larry is such a jacamo, why do we even put up with him.
by mormonchick January 27, 2018
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jackb

A raging homosexual who fell in love with some queer named Areku. Sad. If you ever see him, stay as far away as you can. Trust me, he likes little boys.

Also means "inserted penis into".
I Jackb'd him. Never felt that good since '85!
by George Mc Fly September 7, 2004
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Jackaboon

One who acts stupid, loves being stupid, but doesn't know that they are stupid. Like mixing a jackass with a baboon.
My nose is bleeding. Then stop picking your nose you Jackaboon.
by Mr. Walker-French Teacher January 23, 2009
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Jackboot

1. Thick leather boots that go to the knee, used my military forces in the 17th, 18th, and 19th centuries.

2. Someone (usually a leader of military or police forces) that will do whatever it takes to accomplish their goals, the walking embodiment of "the ends justify the means".
1. The captain wore a pair of Jackboots with spurs to make his horse run faster.

2. The general sure is a jackboot, I hear he had 2 men whipped for leaving their post 2 minuets early
by Aries13XIII June 18, 2018
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jackbootlicker

1) a lickspittle, a toady

2) one who cooperates with tyrrany.
Y'all think y'all're tough like your cowboy prez, but y'all just a buncha jackbootlickers.
by Frank Booth January 3, 2005
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Jacarri

A beautiful person who is lit and will always be there for their friends who people can talk to about anything.

Ya girl,

S’more Thanos
Hey Jacarri, catch the woah!
by Sksksksksksk VSCO Gurl June 6, 2019
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